Little Britain Quote
Mrs. Mead: [cleaning a candlestick holder] Holy Mary, Mother of God, look at that! This candlestick holder is filthy, looks like it's never been cleaned at all!
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Mrs. Mead: So you've been in that wheelchair for many years, have you?
Andy: [mock-sadness] Yeah.
Mrs. Mead: Oh well, Lord works in mysterious ways. [stops] And you've got no feeling in your legs whatsoever?
Andy: [surprised] No.
Mrs. Mead: So you can't feel this? [taps his leg with the candlestick holder]
Andy: No.
Mrs. Mead: What about this? [taps harder]
Andy: No.
Mrs. Mead: And not even this? [really whacks his leg]
Andy: [in pain] No.
Mrs. Mead: Poor thing. Right... [pushes herself up using his leg and going into the kitchen] We need some more brass rub.
Andy: [howling] Ow, ow, OOOOWWWWW!!!!
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Mrs. Mead: So you've been in that wheelchair for many years, have you?
Andy: [mock-sadness] Yeah.
Mrs. Mead: Oh well, Lord works in mysterious ways. [stops] And you've got no feeling in your legs whatsoever?
Andy: [surprised] No.
Mrs. Mead: So you can't feel this? [taps his leg with the candlestick holder]
Andy: No.
Mrs. Mead: What about this? [taps harder]
Andy: No.
Mrs. Mead: And not even this? [really whacks his leg]
Andy: [in pain] No.
Mrs. Mead: Poor thing. Right... [pushes herself up using his leg and going into the kitchen] We need some more brass rub.
Andy: [howling] Ow, ow, OOOOWWWWW!!!!
TV Show: Little Britain
