Little Britain Quote
Andy: I want to go see the Ewoks.
Lou: Oh no you don't get Ewoks in a Zoo Andy.
Andy: Yeah I know.
Lou: (Sees a lion) Now do you know what kind of animal that is.
(long pause)
Andy: Monkey?
Lou: No it's not a monkey it's a lion.
Andy: Yeah I know.
Lou: Now that's a male lion, do you know what female lions are called.
(long pause)
Andy: Mrs lion?
Lou: No it's a lioness. Now what do you think lions eat.
(long pause)
Andy: Food?
Lou: (sarcastically) That's right well done. Yeah they do eat food. (Shows Andy the information booklet) The lion enjoys a diet that includes wildebeest, zebras and buffalo.
Andy: Yeah I know. I want to go and stroke it!
Lou: Oh no, no, no you're not allowed to stroke the lion.
Andy: Yeah you are!
Lou: (seriously) No you're not! That would be exceedingly dangerous. Now you wait here, I'll go get you an ice cream okay.
'[Lou approaches an ice cream vendor and orders. While making small talk, Andy climbs over the fence, and there is a roar. Lou returns to discover Andy's arm has been bitten off]
Lou: [aghast] What the!?
Andy: Hmm? [looks at his arm] Oh, yeah, have you got a band-aid?
Lou: Oh no you don't get Ewoks in a Zoo Andy.
Andy: Yeah I know.
Lou: (Sees a lion) Now do you know what kind of animal that is.
(long pause)
Andy: Monkey?
Lou: No it's not a monkey it's a lion.
Andy: Yeah I know.
Lou: Now that's a male lion, do you know what female lions are called.
(long pause)
Andy: Mrs lion?
Lou: No it's a lioness. Now what do you think lions eat.
(long pause)
Andy: Food?
Lou: (sarcastically) That's right well done. Yeah they do eat food. (Shows Andy the information booklet) The lion enjoys a diet that includes wildebeest, zebras and buffalo.
Andy: Yeah I know. I want to go and stroke it!
Lou: Oh no, no, no you're not allowed to stroke the lion.
Andy: Yeah you are!
Lou: (seriously) No you're not! That would be exceedingly dangerous. Now you wait here, I'll go get you an ice cream okay.
'[Lou approaches an ice cream vendor and orders. While making small talk, Andy climbs over the fence, and there is a roar. Lou returns to discover Andy's arm has been bitten off]
Lou: [aghast] What the!?
Andy: Hmm? [looks at his arm] Oh, yeah, have you got a band-aid?
TV Show: Little Britain
