Little Britain Quote
'[Eddie "Emily" Howard has been arrested and is being questioned by a police officer]
Officer: [filling in form] Okay, name?
Emily: Emily Howard!
[Officer looks up at him]
Emily: [Normal voice] Eddie Howard.
Officer: Sex?
Eddie: [feminine] We've only just met!
Officer: Gender.
Eddie: [desperate] How utterly absurd, I'm a lady, I do ladies' things!
[Officer gives him an imploring look]
Eddie: [reluctantly] Male.
Officer: Marital status?
Eddie: [feminine] Many proposals from eligible gentlemen, but I don't have a ring on my finger just yet!
[He chuckles. Officer looks at him imploringly again]
Eddie: Wife and three kids.
Officer: [exasperated from interview] Okay, you're allowed one phone call. [gets up and leaves]
[Eddie picks up the phone and dials a number]
Eddie: [normal voice] Hello, Tommy? It's daddy. Is mummy there? No? Well, can you tell mummy "daddy's been arrested, he's in a police station, and he's wearing a dress, but there's nothing to worry about." Okay, bye. [puts phone down and mouths the word "fuck" in dismay]
Officer: [filling in form] Okay, name?
Emily: Emily Howard!
[Officer looks up at him]
Emily: [Normal voice] Eddie Howard.
Officer: Sex?
Eddie: [feminine] We've only just met!
Officer: Gender.
Eddie: [desperate] How utterly absurd, I'm a lady, I do ladies' things!
[Officer gives him an imploring look]
Eddie: [reluctantly] Male.
Officer: Marital status?
Eddie: [feminine] Many proposals from eligible gentlemen, but I don't have a ring on my finger just yet!
[He chuckles. Officer looks at him imploringly again]
Eddie: Wife and three kids.
Officer: [exasperated from interview] Okay, you're allowed one phone call. [gets up and leaves]
[Eddie picks up the phone and dials a number]
Eddie: [normal voice] Hello, Tommy? It's daddy. Is mummy there? No? Well, can you tell mummy "daddy's been arrested, he's in a police station, and he's wearing a dress, but there's nothing to worry about." Okay, bye. [puts phone down and mouths the word "fuck" in dismay]
TV Show: Little Britain
