Little Mosque on the Prairie Quotes
Yasir Hamoudi: [sitting in a church sanctuary] My seat smells. Is that why they call it a pew?
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Yasir Hamoudi: And would you really want me as a father-in-law? I'm a terrible man.
Rayyan Hamoudi: More terrible than you know.
Rayyan Hamoudi: More terrible than you know.
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[Muslim Baber is censoring daughter Layla's choice of running attire]
Layla Siddiqui: [running into the room to show Baber her choice of clothes] So?
Baber Siddiqui: I can see your belly button. You look like a Protestant.
Layla Siddiqui: Don't you mean prostitute?
Baber Siddiqui: No. I meant Protestant.
Layla Siddiqui: [running into the room to show Baber her choice of clothes] So?
Baber Siddiqui: I can see your belly button. You look like a Protestant.
Layla Siddiqui: Don't you mean prostitute?
Baber Siddiqui: No. I meant Protestant.
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Fred: [leaving] Radio show is on in 15...
Fatima: Oh, thanks for reminding me. [turns off the radio]
Fred: Nice try Fatima, but you can't silence the voice of the people that easily.
Fatima: I disagree. Shut. Up. See?
Fatima: Oh, thanks for reminding me. [turns off the radio]
Fred: Nice try Fatima, but you can't silence the voice of the people that easily.
Fatima: I disagree. Shut. Up. See?
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[Fred is covered in warts]
Fatima: What is wrong with you?
Fred: Well, I've managed to narrow it down to a couple of possibilities: African killer bees, or a killer African!
Fatima: What is wrong with you?
Fred: Well, I've managed to narrow it down to a couple of possibilities: African killer bees, or a killer African!
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Baber: The enemy is in your kitchen.
Rayyan: And maybe while the enemy's in there he could do the dishes.
Rayyan: And maybe while the enemy's in there he could do the dishes.
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Amaar: [on phone] Mom, stop it with the guilt. No, don't put dad on! I've been planning this for months it's not like I dropped a bomb on 'im. Oh dad think it's suicide? So be it; this is Allah's plan for me.
Woman: Oh my …
Amaar: I'm not throwing my life away, I'm moving to the Prairies!
Woman: Oh my …
Amaar: I'm not throwing my life away, I'm moving to the Prairies!
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Mayor Popowicz: Sarah, you're supposed to spin the news, not be the news!
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Mayor Popowicz: I can work with the truth.
Sarah and Popowicz: But only as a last resort.
Sarah and Popowicz: But only as a last resort.
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Yasser: Yes, this is a good one: "Reverend, I would like to run a mosque out of your parish hall. Would you like to tell Jesus or should I?"
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Amaar: How am I supposed to prepare for Ramadan when the whole town's in an uproar. What were you people thinking?
Fatima: This is that convert Sarah's fault. Tell me: aren't goats more traditional than cucumbers?
Amaar: You've lost me.
Fatima: This is that convert Sarah's fault. Tell me: aren't goats more traditional than cucumbers?
Amaar: You've lost me.
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Amaar: Can't a Muslim book a one-way flight these days without someone having to call their supervisor?
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Rayyan: I thought you'd drag us into the modern world. Or at least the 11th century.
Amaar: Yes, so did I. That's why I gave up being a lawyer
Rayyan: Oh. And there I thought you just sucked at that too.
Amaar: Yes, so did I. That's why I gave up being a lawyer
Rayyan: Oh. And there I thought you just sucked at that too.
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Amaar: You can't just sue people for no reason. Well, all right, you can but I'm not doing that anymore!
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Reverend Magee: It may have been God who said "Let there be light!" but it's me who pays the electric bill.
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Rayyan: Three seconds of male enlightenment. That's a new record.
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Fred Tupper: Would it kill you Muslim girls to show a bit more... uh.. cleavage? Now and then.
Fatima: Would it kill you if I hit you with a cleaver?
Fatima: Would it kill you if I hit you with a cleaver?
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Baber: You look like a Protestant!
Layla: Don't you mean "prostitute"?
Baber: No. I mean "Protestant".
Layla: Don't you mean "prostitute"?
Baber: No. I mean "Protestant".
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Rayyan: Okay. I have to get to the clinic. But once I'm gone, just imagine that after everything mom says, I am saying "That's right!".
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Sarah: Fred Tupper standing up for oppressed women?
Mayor Popowicz: I think he's standing up for oppressed boobs.
Mayor Popowicz: I think he's standing up for oppressed boobs.
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Fatima: I don't want a bunch of men leering at me while I pray.
Baber: And I don't want you women distracted by my bottom.
Sarah: Trust me Baber, no one is looking at your bottom.
Baber: And I don't want you women distracted by my bottom.
Sarah: Trust me Baber, no one is looking at your bottom.
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Baber: Western school system! Filling their head with... thinking!
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Reverend Magee: John 8: 7: "He among you who has never sinned, cast the first stone" or in this case "he among you who has not got stoned, cast the first sin".
Amaar: So you didn't fire him.
Reverend Magee: Not until I ate a couple of his hash brownies at the choir picnic.
Amaar: So you didn't fire him.
Reverend Magee: Not until I ate a couple of his hash brownies at the choir picnic.
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Rayyan: [sitting on the barrier to keep Baber from setting it back up] You're not supposed to touch me.
Baber: Please, forgive me, sister Rayyan. I totally forgot myself.
Rayyan: Of course.
Baber: It'll never happen again
Rayyan: Good
Baber: Gimme that piece of wood so I can push her off!
Baber: Please, forgive me, sister Rayyan. I totally forgot myself.
Rayyan: Of course.
Baber: It'll never happen again
Rayyan: Good
Baber: Gimme that piece of wood so I can push her off!
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Mayor Popowicz: Ah! It's not gonna be one of those multi-culty snoozefests with lying speeches and bad skits, is it? No offense.
Amaar: I'll cancel the camel ride.
Mayor Popowicz: [perking up] Camel ride?
Amaar: I'll cancel the camel ride.
Mayor Popowicz: [perking up] Camel ride?
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Yasser: "Only use the best", that's my motto!
Client: I thought your motto was "we build cheap"?
Client: I thought your motto was "we build cheap"?
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Fatima: People are afraid of things they don't understand.
Rayyan: That's true. That's why I'm afraid of Baber.
Rayyan: That's true. That's why I'm afraid of Baber.
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Fatima: [about Islam in Africa] Yes. From an African perspective. You usually only hear the missionary position.
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Amaar: Baber, please don't talk about things you don't understand.
Rayyan: Then he'd never say anything.
Rayyan: Then he'd never say anything.
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