Little Mosque on the Prairie Quotes
Fred: I wouldn't waste a braincell trying to find out.
Fatima: Yes. I'd imagine you are in short supply.
Fatima: Yes. I'd imagine you are in short supply.
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Sarah: I don't remember much about growing up Anglican but I must've been there.
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Sarah: Don't we have a New Testament hanging around somewhere around here?
Yasser: New Testament?
Sarah: Yeah or an Old Testament?
Yasser: If we had a new testament surely I would have thrown the old one.
Yasser: New Testament?
Sarah: Yeah or an Old Testament?
Yasser: If we had a new testament surely I would have thrown the old one.
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Fatima: It will help your back, and your colon.
Fred: What's wrong with my colon?
Fatima: You're full of crap.
Fred: What's wrong with my colon?
Fatima: You're full of crap.
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Reverend Magee: [Explaining how the Muslims can't pass off as Anglicans] And the way they all stood up, with such vigor! No, no, no, no, no! [He demonstrates] The older... congregants jump right up, as though we just opened up the buffet. And then, some of them lag behind because they're stone-deaf. And then there's always the ones who just draaaaag themselves up like teenagers who've been asked to do the dishes. Now, let's try it again, let's get this perfectly wrong...
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Yasser: When is Easter?
Sarah: April.
Yasser: That's when Baby Jesus sees his own shadow, right?
Sarah: April.
Yasser: That's when Baby Jesus sees his own shadow, right?
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[Fatima just pulled Fred's back into place]
Fred: Fatima sweetheart? That lotion crap you gave me for my back was only to soften me up so you could fix me, right?
Fatima: No. I wanted to see you suffer a little bit longer.
Fred: Fatima sweetheart? That lotion crap you gave me for my back was only to soften me up so you could fix me, right?
Fatima: No. I wanted to see you suffer a little bit longer.
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Mother Hamoudi: Oh, thank you for asking... [deadpan] Don't ask.
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Johnny: We've [A gay couple] even written our vows in rhyming couplets. What do you think? "I promise to honour but not obey, except on leather fetish day."
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Joe: Whatever happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Reverend Magee: Sanctity? You've been divorced three times!
Reverend Magee: Sanctity? You've been divorced three times!
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Fatima: Another muffin?
Reverend Magee: I'd never forgive myself... but Jesus will. Bring it on.
Reverend Magee: I'd never forgive myself... but Jesus will. Bring it on.
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Mother Hamoudi: Samira would cook for you. Her couscous is heavenly, tastes like angel droppings.
Yasser: Mmmm... my favourite type of droppings.
Yasser: Mmmm... my favourite type of droppings.
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Rayyan: [ausculting Mother Hamoudi] You're fine! We could fox-trot to the beat of your heart! [pause] I have been watching way too much Dancing with the Stars lately.
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Baber: Don't make us give you your notice.
Amaar: Baber, you're forgetting: we're the tenants, he's the landlord.
Amaar: Baber, you're forgetting: we're the tenants, he's the landlord.
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Yasser: I told her [he would not marry Samira]... And then she had a mild heart attack.
Sarah: Then tell her again and finish the job!
Sarah: Then tell her again and finish the job!
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Mayor Popowicz: How long are you going to sleep in my office?
Sarah: Until Yasser stand up to his mother.
Mayor Popowicz: Good thing I'm running for a third term.
Sarah: Until Yasser stand up to his mother.
Mayor Popowicz: Good thing I'm running for a third term.
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Joe: I heard you were planning a demonstration on Sunday.
Baber: Yes. Against the abomination.
Joe: Oh. I thought it was...
Baber: Yes, against gay marriage. I just... like to say "abomination"!
Baber: Yes. Against the abomination.
Joe: Oh. I thought it was...
Baber: Yes, against gay marriage. I just... like to say "abomination"!
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Yasser: Are you sorry you doubted me?
Sarah: No, sometimes I'm sorry I married you.
Sarah: No, sometimes I'm sorry I married you.
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Jeff: [a firefighter] You save lives too.
Rayyan: True. But you make house calls.
Rayyan: True. But you make house calls.
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Yasser: What kind of normal person has any interest in Islam?
Rayyan: You mean besides us Muslims, dad?
Rayyan: You mean besides us Muslims, dad?
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Amaar: So you're saying... They were actually... Holding hands?
Baber: I wasn't saying it. I was yelling it!
Baber: I wasn't saying it. I was yelling it!
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Baber: Layla must be protected from the influence of this... Pop tart!
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Rayyan: That's because there's nothing wrong with you!
Jeff: I know. I just wanted to see you again.
Rayyan: Okay, there is something wrong with you.
Jeff: I know. I just wanted to see you again.
Rayyan: Okay, there is something wrong with you.
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Layla: My father is sending me to an islamic school to become an islamobot!
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Fatima: You're an impossible man!
Baber: I am entirely possible!
Baber: I am entirely possible!
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Amaar: A man is not allowed to touch a Muslim woman unless he is her brother, her father or her husband.
Jeff: Not even if she needs mouth-to-mouth?
Amaar: You keep your mouth away from her.
Jeff: She'd be unconscious.
Amaar: You'd kiss an unconscious woman?!
Jeff: Not even if she needs mouth-to-mouth?
Amaar: You keep your mouth away from her.
Jeff: She'd be unconscious.
Amaar: You'd kiss an unconscious woman?!
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Jeff: I don't mean to be culturally insensitive here but... What the hell?
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Sarah: Don't ruin this for Rayyan.
Yasser: I'm her father. It's my job to ruin it for her.
Yasser: I'm her father. It's my job to ruin it for her.
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