Lois and Clark - The New Adventures of Superman Quotes
Clyde Barrow: They got any money?
Bonnie Parker: No, just some pictures and a bunch of these hard things. [pulls out a credit card]
Clyde Barrow: What is that? Gold card. [bites the corner]
Clyde Barrow: Hell it is.
Bonnie Parker: No, just some pictures and a bunch of these hard things. [pulls out a credit card]
Clyde Barrow: What is that? Gold card. [bites the corner]
Clyde Barrow: Hell it is.
Movie: Lois and Clark - The New Adventures of Superman
Clark Kent: People shouldn't have to live up to other people's expectations.
Lois Lane: Oh, come on, we do it all the time.
Clark Kent: For example?
Lois Lane: For example, you're not going to wear that to dinner that tonight, are you? You're gonna go home and change because we both have expectations about how each other's going to look. You'll be wearing something elegant, not too dark, charcoal suit. And I will be dressed in deep violet.
Clark Kent: Burgundy.
Lois Lane: Burgundy?
Clark Kent: Or violet.
Lois Lane: That's what you've always dreamed of seeing me in, burgundy? I don't have much in burgundy. Um, maybe if I hurry, I can make it to Neiman's before they close.
Clark Kent: Lois, you don't have to do that.
Lois Lane: No, no, wait, what time are you picking me up? 8? Uh, make it 8: 15. Oh, no, forget it, that's a bad way to start a date, being late. 7: 45. No, 8, I don't want you to think I'm flaky changing my mind all the time.
Lois Lane: Oh, come on, we do it all the time.
Clark Kent: For example?
Lois Lane: For example, you're not going to wear that to dinner that tonight, are you? You're gonna go home and change because we both have expectations about how each other's going to look. You'll be wearing something elegant, not too dark, charcoal suit. And I will be dressed in deep violet.
Clark Kent: Burgundy.
Lois Lane: Burgundy?
Clark Kent: Or violet.
Lois Lane: That's what you've always dreamed of seeing me in, burgundy? I don't have much in burgundy. Um, maybe if I hurry, I can make it to Neiman's before they close.
Clark Kent: Lois, you don't have to do that.
Lois Lane: No, no, wait, what time are you picking me up? 8? Uh, make it 8: 15. Oh, no, forget it, that's a bad way to start a date, being late. 7: 45. No, 8, I don't want you to think I'm flaky changing my mind all the time.
Movie: Lois and Clark - The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: [as she sweeps glass off her floor after a bomb explosion] Well, since you asked, what took you an hour?
Superman: A nuclear reactor was melting down in Philadelphia. What's your point?
Lois Lane: I just think maybe you're taking my jeopardy just a little for granted these days.
Superman: What?!
Lois Lane: You know, I can understand. It's not the same new sizzling romance. I don't look at you like some moony eyed cheerleader and maybe you look at me differently too. I'm just good old Lois, get to me whenever.
Superman: That's ridiculous.
Lois Lane: Well, just food for thought. Anyway, if you're not too busy, maybe we should try and find the guy who did this! [shoves a broom into his chest]
Superman: [looks confused and starts sweeping] All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
Superman: A nuclear reactor was melting down in Philadelphia. What's your point?
Lois Lane: I just think maybe you're taking my jeopardy just a little for granted these days.
Superman: What?!
Lois Lane: You know, I can understand. It's not the same new sizzling romance. I don't look at you like some moony eyed cheerleader and maybe you look at me differently too. I'm just good old Lois, get to me whenever.
Superman: That's ridiculous.
Lois Lane: Well, just food for thought. Anyway, if you're not too busy, maybe we should try and find the guy who did this! [shoves a broom into his chest]
Superman: [looks confused and starts sweeping] All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
Movie: Lois and Clark - The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: [after Clark explains how he was brought back from the dead] I don't care if they used Krazy glue. You're back!
Movie: Lois and Clark - The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: Superman.
Clark Kent: [quietly] I'm coming.
Lois Lane: Superman is my access code.
Clark Kent: [quietly] I'm coming.
Lois Lane: Superman is my access code.
Movie: Lois and Clark - The New Adventures of Superman
Superman: Lois?
Lois Lane: Yeah, Superman, I'm okay. No, I'm not. I'm mad. I'm furious! It's always the same thing. Where is Clark Kent when anybody needs him?
Superman: Lois, I'm sure he-
Lois Lane: He's supposed to be your friend, but is he here for you? For me?
Superman: I'm sure there's a rational explanation-
Lois Lane: No! His two best friends need his help right now, and where is he?
Superman: If he could be here-
Lois Lane: He's in the mountains with Mayson Drake.
Lois Lane: Yeah, Superman, I'm okay. No, I'm not. I'm mad. I'm furious! It's always the same thing. Where is Clark Kent when anybody needs him?
Superman: Lois, I'm sure he-
Lois Lane: He's supposed to be your friend, but is he here for you? For me?
Superman: I'm sure there's a rational explanation-
Lois Lane: No! His two best friends need his help right now, and where is he?
Superman: If he could be here-
Lois Lane: He's in the mountains with Mayson Drake.
Movie: Lois and Clark - The New Adventures of Superman
[about his break up with Lois]
Clark: So what are you saying? That I should go crawling back on my hands and knees?
Martha: No, honey, fly back, it's faster.
Clark: So what are you saying? That I should go crawling back on my hands and knees?
Martha: No, honey, fly back, it's faster.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
[Clark tries to apologize after he just ran out on Lois. So she starts to mock him]
Lois Lane: No, don't say a word. Allow me. "Lois, I can explain. I suddenly remembered that I had to get my mother's sister's poodle's hair cut, and so you can see why I had to leave you in the middle of our date with your thumb in your ear. But I'm sure you'll understand."
Lois Lane: No, don't say a word. Allow me. "Lois, I can explain. I suddenly remembered that I had to get my mother's sister's poodle's hair cut, and so you can see why I had to leave you in the middle of our date with your thumb in your ear. But I'm sure you'll understand."
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
[talking about Clark]
Martha: Jonathan, of course he was acting odd, haven't you been listening to him? He's in love.
Martha: Jonathan, of course he was acting odd, haven't you been listening to him? He's in love.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
[talking about Lois and Clark's first date]
Bobby Bigmouth: So you two excited?
Clark Kent: Bobby, we didn't come here to talk about...
Bobby Bigmouth: I want you to know how happy I am for you and that there are a lot of people out there that are really pulling for this to work out.
Lois Lane: What people?
Bobby Bigmouth: What, you think it's a big secret that Clark here has been mooning over you?
Clark Kent: Well, I wouldn't say mooning exactly.
Bobby Bigmouth: So you two excited?
Clark Kent: Bobby, we didn't come here to talk about...
Bobby Bigmouth: I want you to know how happy I am for you and that there are a lot of people out there that are really pulling for this to work out.
Lois Lane: What people?
Bobby Bigmouth: What, you think it's a big secret that Clark here has been mooning over you?
Clark Kent: Well, I wouldn't say mooning exactly.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
[talking about Lois]
Jonathan Kent: Do you love her, son?
Clark: Yeah, I do.
Jonathan Kent: Well, then tell her.
Jonathan Kent: Do you love her, son?
Clark: Yeah, I do.
Jonathan Kent: Well, then tell her.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
[talking about Lois]
Jimmy: You know something CK? She's a class act.
Clark: I've always thought so.
Jimmy: You know something CK? She's a class act.
Clark: I've always thought so.
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[talking about Lois]
Perry: I worry when she gets that look in her eye.
Perry: I worry when she gets that look in her eye.
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[talking about Superman]
Lois Lane: Does he think that because he couldn't defeat some robot that that changes the way I feel about him? Clark, that's not what attracts me. It's his intelligence and caring. He's... he has integrity and an innate goodness. I mean, he's a lot like you.
Lois Lane: Does he think that because he couldn't defeat some robot that that changes the way I feel about him? Clark, that's not what attracts me. It's his intelligence and caring. He's... he has integrity and an innate goodness. I mean, he's a lot like you.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: [Lois has witnessed a murder and has been receiving threats] I do not need a bodyguard and even if I did, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, you would not be my first choice. [walks away]
Clark Kent: [smiles to himself realizing who her first choice would be] Thank you. I take that as a compliment.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: [Lois, Clark, Perry, Lex Luthor and Jack are all being held hostage in the Daily Planet building] Jimmy... Jimmy, he could save us!
Perry White: Ah, come on, Jimmy couldn't save baseball cards.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: [to Clark] All right, maybe, somewhere very deep inside me is some eensy-weensy, microcosmic - although highly unlikely - possibility that I feel some sort of unmotivated, completely unrealistic attraction to you.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: A lot of people have tried to get me on a couch and after all this time, I don't think I'm going to start with a psychiatrist.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: And let's get something straight, I did not work my buns off to become an investigative reporter for the Daily Planet just to baby-sit some hack from Nowheresville! And another thing, you are not working with me, you are working for me. I call the shots, I ask the questions. You are low man - I am top banana and that's the way I like it, comprende?
Clark Kent: You like to be on top. Got it.
Lois Lane: Don't push me Kent, you are way out of your league.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: And, guys, try not to let this place fall apart while I'm gone.
Perry White: Yep, that's our Lois.
Clark Kent: The genuine article.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: Clark! You came. Why aren't you in Smallville with your folks?
Clark Kent: Oh, uh... my plane got snowed in.
Lois Lane: It did? But it's not snowing... Oh! You are the best!
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: Clark, I don't want to die.
Clark Kent: Lois, I would not let that happen.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: Clark, you can do the horizontal rhumba with the entire Met-Net cheerleading squad for all I care, just keep your hands off my copy.
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Lois Lane: Even when a huge part of you didn't make any sense, there was a part deep down that did.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: He doesn't love you, Elise. You can tell when a man loves you by the way he treats you, by the way he looks at you, by the way...
Elise Carr: Look, Ms. Lane, if you've found the perfect man, then I'm happy for you.
Lois Lane: No, he's about as far from perfect as you get, but I'll tell you the difference between him and Calvin. I know that he wants my happiness more than his own.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: Here's some oatmeal if you want.
Clark Kent: Did you make it?
Lois Lane: Yeah. You probably don't believe that. [he looks at the drippy oatmeal]
Clark Kent: No, I believe it.
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Lois Lane: I just want one man. One whole man. Is that too much to ask for? And what do I have to chose from? I have one guy whose really wonderful, only he disappears every time I try and talk to him. And one guy whose really exciting to be with, only he won't talk to me about his work. What are people supposed to talk about if they won't talk about what they did all day? And one guy who is out of this world- - - literally.
Dr. Friskin: I thought you'd given up the Superman fantasy?
Lois Lane: My head has but you know, my heart is just... conflicted.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: I know our relationship has always been difficult to define, but, when I thought about how much I missed you, how much I was going to miss you for the rest of my life, well, I started to think, maybe there's more to our relationship than just friendship. [seeing him asleep]
Lois Lane: Or, maybe not.
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Lois Lane: I know you may not believe this, but there was a time where I had to be the best at everything.
TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman