Lost Quotes
Walt: [After winning backgammon] You owe me twenty thousand dollars!
Hurley: Don't worry, you'll get it.
Hurley: Don't worry, you'll get it.
TV Show: Lost
Sawyer: Well, well, well. I don't know if you Islams got a concept of karma, but I get the sense this island just served you up a heaping platter of cosmic payback.
Sayid: What do you want?
Sawyer: Dr. Do-Right doesn't trust me with his antibiotics so I gotta hump it up here every day to get my meds. You know, a less magnanimous man than I might just be thinking he could beat the ever-living snot out of you right now without fear of reprisal.
Sayid: You want a shot, take it. But know that I left this camp out of shame for what I did to you. It was never my intention to return.
Sawyer: Sorry, fresh out of sweet forgiveness. If it wasn't your intention to return, then why did you?
Sayid: What do you want?
Sawyer: Dr. Do-Right doesn't trust me with his antibiotics so I gotta hump it up here every day to get my meds. You know, a less magnanimous man than I might just be thinking he could beat the ever-living snot out of you right now without fear of reprisal.
Sayid: You want a shot, take it. But know that I left this camp out of shame for what I did to you. It was never my intention to return.
Sawyer: Sorry, fresh out of sweet forgiveness. If it wasn't your intention to return, then why did you?
TV Show: Lost
Sawyer: So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a six-year-old?
Walt: I'm ten.
Sawyer: Okay, then it must be true.
Walt: I'm ten.
Sawyer: Okay, then it must be true.
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Boone: Red shirt. You ever watch Star Trek?
Locke: No, not really.
Boone: The crew guys that would go down to the planet with the main guys, the captain and the guy with the pointy ears, they always wore red shirts and they always got killed.
Locke: Yeah?
Boone: Yeah.
Locke: Sounds like a piss poor captain.
Locke: No, not really.
Boone: The crew guys that would go down to the planet with the main guys, the captain and the guy with the pointy ears, they always wore red shirts and they always got killed.
Locke: Yeah?
Boone: Yeah.
Locke: Sounds like a piss poor captain.
TV Show: Lost
[Shannon's limited command of French is not up to translating Rousseau's notes.]
Sayid: This was a mistake.
Shannon: Yeah. Haven't you heard? I'm completely useless.
Sayid: This was a mistake.
Shannon: Yeah. Haven't you heard? I'm completely useless.
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Sawyer: [handing over suitcase] Hope you got yourselves some jaws of life back in cave town. That's what it's gonna take to pop this bitch.
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Michael: You're wasting your time, man. If you pick the lock on a Halliburton, I'll put you on my back and fly us to L.A.
Sawyer: You better find yourself a runway, Daddy. 'Cause there ain't a lock I can't pick.
Sawyer: You better find yourself a runway, Daddy. 'Cause there ain't a lock I can't pick.
TV Show: Lost
Desmond: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Locke: I don't know what you're talking about...
Desmond: Get rid of the knife. You're not HIM!
Locke: I don't know what you're talking about...
Desmond: Get rid of the knife. You're not HIM!
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Jack: How're you doing?
Charlie: How am I doing? With week two of heroin withdrawal? Or how am I doing with Claire being abducted by the freak who tried to kill me?
Jack: I gave you aspirin for the heroin withdrawal.
Charlie: How am I doing? With week two of heroin withdrawal? Or how am I doing with Claire being abducted by the freak who tried to kill me?
Jack: I gave you aspirin for the heroin withdrawal.
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Locke: Hi.
Sayid: I didn't hear you.
Locke: Sorry. I'm sneakier than I give myself credit for.
Sayid: I didn't hear you.
Locke: Sorry. I'm sneakier than I give myself credit for.
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Hurley: [to Jin] Are you sure you don't speak English? There's a rumor that you do... Your wife's hot!
[Jin looks bewildered]
[Jin looks bewildered]
TV Show: Lost
Jack: What do you think his story is?
Charlie: Who, Locke? Guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in this lunch tin. That was my first impression anyway. Then he saved my life.
Jack: Then you trust him?
Charlie: Trust him? No offense, mate, but if there was one person on this island that I would put my absolute faith in to save us all, it would be John Locke.
Charlie: Who, Locke? Guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in this lunch tin. That was my first impression anyway. Then he saved my life.
Jack: Then you trust him?
Charlie: Trust him? No offense, mate, but if there was one person on this island that I would put my absolute faith in to save us all, it would be John Locke.
TV Show: Lost
Jack: What is that?
Charlie: Claire's diary.
Sayid: You read her diary?
Charlie: Yeah, I know. I'm bloody scum.
Charlie: Claire's diary.
Sayid: You read her diary?
Charlie: Yeah, I know. I'm bloody scum.
TV Show: Lost
Claire: I remember peanut butter. Why do I remember peanut butter?
Charlie: It was imaginary peanut butter, actually.
Charlie: It was imaginary peanut butter, actually.
TV Show: Lost
Charlie: You boys talk about Claire all you want. I'm actually going to go spend some time with her. I get the impression she might still be a tad upset.
TV Show: Lost
Jack: Do you know how to use a gun?
Sawyer: Well, there's one polar bear that seems to think so.
Sawyer: Well, there's one polar bear that seems to think so.
TV Show: Lost
Sawyer: Winner by a knockout. Nice one, Doc. Now maybe somebody can tell me who or what this son of a bitch is. Unh-unh-unh, Jungle Boy. Not even for one second.
TV Show: Lost
Charlie: Hurley, look, I appreciate the help. You don't have to. I killed Ethan, I can bury him.
Hurley: Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle... screaming, crying... he catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.
Hurley: Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle... screaming, crying... he catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.
TV Show: Lost
[Kate and Sawyer play "I never"]
Sawyer: I've never been in love!
Kate: You've never been in love?
Sawyer: I ain't drinking, am I?
[Kate drinks]
Kate: I never had a one-night stand!
[Sawyer drinks]
Kate: Bottom's up, Sailor!
Sawyer: I gotta drink for each one?!!
Sawyer: I've never been in love!
Kate: You've never been in love?
Sawyer: I ain't drinking, am I?
[Kate drinks]
Kate: I never had a one-night stand!
[Sawyer drinks]
Kate: Bottom's up, Sailor!
Sawyer: I gotta drink for each one?!!
TV Show: Lost
Christian Shephard: Do you know why they call Australia "Down Under"? Because it's as close as you can get to Hell without being burned.
TV Show: Lost
Christian Shephard: This... This business that you have... Will it ease your suffering?
Sawyer: Yeah.
Christian Shephard: Then what are you doing here?
Sawyer: It aint that simple.
Christian Shephard: Of course it is! Unless you want to end up like me, of course it is!
Sawyer: Yeah.
Christian Shephard: Then what are you doing here?
Sawyer: It aint that simple.
Christian Shephard: Of course it is! Unless you want to end up like me, of course it is!
TV Show: Lost