Love and Hostages Quotes
Michael Schultz: Let me guess, you lost your virginity... in college.
Ava Pierce: And when did you lose yours? Kindergarten?
Michael Schultz: You want to know how many girls I finger painted?
Ava Pierce: And when did you lose yours? Kindergarten?
Michael Schultz: You want to know how many girls I finger painted?
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Alex Schultz: Come on, lets get this wedding business over with and get to the reception. I heard the band singer has a pair of Medusa tits. As soon as you stare at them your dick turns to stone.
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Alex Schultz: Bro, you banged a chick and don't remember her name. I'm so proud of you. I wish I could hug you right now. Hug the monitor!
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Ava Pierce: What are you doing?
Michael Schultz: Whatever I can to get the hell out of here.
Ava Pierce: You going to jump? Are you crazy?
Michael Schultz: I've done crazier things to get away from a girl.
Ava Pierce: Shocker! But we're three floors up.
Michael Schultz: A minute ago you were okay letting me get gunned down. Now you're worried I might twist my ankle?
Michael Schultz: Whatever I can to get the hell out of here.
Ava Pierce: You going to jump? Are you crazy?
Michael Schultz: I've done crazier things to get away from a girl.
Ava Pierce: Shocker! But we're three floors up.
Michael Schultz: A minute ago you were okay letting me get gunned down. Now you're worried I might twist my ankle?
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Michael Schultz: You wouldn't happen to have an extra toothbrush?
Ava Pierce: Yes. Under the sink inside a box labeled, toothbrushes for guys I sleep with.
Ava Pierce: Yes. Under the sink inside a box labeled, toothbrushes for guys I sleep with.
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