M*A*S*H Quote
Hawkeye: (gleefully, after BJ has ripped chapter 1 out of his book and given to Hawk to read) Heehee! Reading! This just might be better than sex!
Charles: Certainly takes longer around here.
BJ: How would you know?
Charles: Certainly takes longer around here.
BJ: How would you know?
TV Show: M*A*S*H