MacGyver Quotes
Enrique: MacGyver, what are you doing here?
MacGyver: [handcuffed] We've been kidnapped, what do you think.
MacGyver: [handcuffed] We've been kidnapped, what do you think.
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Jimmy 'The Eraser' Kendall: Dreams are important, because otherwise, sleep is just eight hours of nothin'.
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MacGyver: A Marine sergeant once started a charge by yelling at his men "Come on, you want to live forever?"
MacGyver: Now, I used to think that was the guttiest thing ever said
MacGyver: But of course, the older you get, the more nervous you get. And I was getting
MacGyver: Now, I used to think that was the guttiest thing ever said
MacGyver: But of course, the older you get, the more nervous you get. And I was getting
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Pete: Jack, where's MacGyver?
Jack: He's ... flying economy, Pete. Uh... Not to worry, he's uh... he's comfortable.
MacGyver: [clinging to bottom of plane] JAAAAAAAAACK!
Jack: He's ... flying economy, Pete. Uh... Not to worry, he's uh... he's comfortable.
MacGyver: [clinging to bottom of plane] JAAAAAAAAACK!
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Tiffany: [puts tuxedo coat on MacGyver] Not bad. You look like... James Bond.
MacGyver: I feel like... [fake English accent]
MacGyver: James Bond.
MacGyver: I feel like... [fake English accent]
MacGyver: James Bond.
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[at watchmaker's; MacGyver is behind the counter, when a young boy enters]
Young Boy: Hi, I would like to buy a watch, please.
MacGyver: Well, you came to the right place.
Young Boy: Hi, I would like to buy a watch, please.
MacGyver: Well, you came to the right place.
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MacGyver: The great thing about a map: it gets you in and out of places in a lot of different ways.
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Lead Guard: [fires shot] HALT! That is far enough! [walks towards MacGyver] The map.
MacGyver: Now, I'd like to, but, ah, I really need it myself.
Lead Guard: You amuse me.
MacGyver: [shrugs sholders and swings map at guard and hits him]
Lead Guard: OOOH! [falls to ground]
MacGyver: Sorry. But I really DO need it. [MacGyver unrolls map to reveal a metal rod was inside the map and it falls to the ground]
MacGyver: Now, I'd like to, but, ah, I really need it myself.
Lead Guard: You amuse me.
MacGyver: [shrugs sholders and swings map at guard and hits him]
Lead Guard: OOOH! [falls to ground]
MacGyver: Sorry. But I really DO need it. [MacGyver unrolls map to reveal a metal rod was inside the map and it falls to the ground]
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MacGyver: I rember one time, I was maybe 7 or 8, my dad and I took a truck load of apples to market in another town. As soon as we got there, even as little as I was, I felt there was somthing wrong there. When I asked my dad about it, he said that they'd lynched an innocent man there. I was a lot older before I understood what that meant.
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MacGyver: I've found from past experiences that the tighter you plan, the more likely you are to run into something unpredictable.
Robin: Then how do we do it?
MacGyver: We fake it.
Robin: Then how do we do it?
MacGyver: We fake it.
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MacGyver: When James Bond gets an assignment, he probably ends up on the Riviera, up to his 007's in bikinis. Me? I end up 80 miles past nowhere. Courtesy of my good friend, Peter Thornton.
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MacGyver: Look. If this works, it'll keep us from getting caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from getting old.
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Jimmy(The Eraser): Dreams are important, otherwise sleep is just eight hours of nothing.
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Thornton: Mmm, this is great. Did you make this?
MacGyver: You're supposed to heat it.
Thornton: Mmm, I like it cold.
MacGyver: I didn't think you'd go in for whipped bean curd.
MacGyver: You're supposed to heat it.
Thornton: Mmm, I like it cold.
MacGyver: I didn't think you'd go in for whipped bean curd.
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Helene: Do you believe in fate MacGyver? Well I do. Whenever I do anything good, it turns out bad and whenever I do anything bad it turns out worse!
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MacGyver: For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape.
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Niki Is working on the computer
MacGyver Comes from behind and covers her mouth
MacGyver: EASY! EASY! TAKE IT EASY! I WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YA. You don't scream, I don't scream. How bout that?
MacGyver: Okay, Can I trust ya? Alright, I want you to turn arround very slowly...
Niki hits him in the stomach area with her elbow
MacGyver hits floor
Niki: ALRIGHT WHO ARE YOU?
MacGyver: It'll come to me. What have you got in your bag?
Niki: Just This. Cocks Gun Now who are you?
MacGyver Comes from behind and covers her mouth
MacGyver: EASY! EASY! TAKE IT EASY! I WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YA. You don't scream, I don't scream. How bout that?
MacGyver: Okay, Can I trust ya? Alright, I want you to turn arround very slowly...
Niki hits him in the stomach area with her elbow
MacGyver hits floor
Niki: ALRIGHT WHO ARE YOU?
MacGyver: It'll come to me. What have you got in your bag?
Niki: Just This. Cocks Gun Now who are you?
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Penny: MacGyver! Oh that does it! I just want to pack up my things right now and I want to go home.
MacGyver: Penny, whatever is going on around here, it's got nothing to do with ghosts or goblins or the supernatural. There is a purely logical explanation for everything.
Penny: Really? Well that would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't holding a human skull.
MacGyver: Penny, whatever is going on around here, it's got nothing to do with ghosts or goblins or the supernatural. There is a purely logical explanation for everything.
Penny: Really? Well that would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't holding a human skull.
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MacGyver: Just tell me what you want me to do!
Zoie: To help me find the holy grail!
MacGyver: Indiana Jones already did that, I saw the movie!
Zoie: To help me find the holy grail!
MacGyver: Indiana Jones already did that, I saw the movie!
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Murdoc: Don't worry, MacGyver. You'll see me again. Just keep looking over your shoulder.
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