Mad Max: Fury Road Quotes
Nux: [In the midst of a massive, violent sandstorm, after witnessing his fellow War Boys sucked off the War Rig into a vortex]Oh, what a day... what a lovely day!
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Max Rockatansky: You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane.
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Narrator: Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves? -The First History Man
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[first lines] Max Rockatansky: [Narrating]My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.
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Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Toast: What are you doing?
The Dag: Praying.
Toast: To who?
The Dag: Anyone who's listening.
The Dag: Praying.
Toast: To who?
The Dag: Anyone who's listening.
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The Bullet Farmer: I am the scales of justice! Con-DUCT-or of the choir of death!
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[from trailer] Max Rockatansky: My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood.
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Max Rockatansky: I am the one that runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: survive.
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Imperator Furiosa: How does it feel?
The Splendid Angharad: It hurts.
Imperator Furiosa: Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run.
The Splendid Angharad: It hurts.
Imperator Furiosa: Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run.
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Max Rockatansky: Here they come again... worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I tell myself, they cannot touch me. They are long dead.
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Nux: Immortan! Immortan Joe! [Immortan Joe turns and looks at Nux]
Nux: He looked at me. He looked right at me.
Slit: He looked at your blood bag.
Nux: He turned his head. He looked me straight in the eye.
Slit: He was scanning the horizon.
Nux: No, I am awaited. I am awaited in Valhalla!
Nux: He looked at me. He looked right at me.
Slit: He looked at your blood bag.
Nux: He turned his head. He looked me straight in the eye.
Slit: He was scanning the horizon.
Nux: No, I am awaited. I am awaited in Valhalla!
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Imperator Furiosa: You never gonna have a better chance.
Max Rockatansky: At what?
Imperator Furiosa: Redemption.
Max Rockatansky: At what?
Imperator Furiosa: Redemption.
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[Max proposes turning back and claiming the Citadel] Keeper of the Seeds: I like this plan... we could start again, just like the old days!
Max Rockatansky: Look, it'll be a hard day. [points to the horizon]
Max Rockatansky: But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt. [points back]
Max Rockatansky: At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption. [He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]
Max Rockatansky: Look, it'll be a hard day. [points to the horizon]
Max Rockatansky: But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt. [points back]
Max Rockatansky: At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption. [He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]
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Max Rockatansky: How much more can they take from me? They got my blood, now it's my car!
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[the Mechanic performs a C-section on Angharad] The Organic Mechanic: Crying shame. Another month, could have been your viable human.
Immortan Joe: Was it a male?
The Organic Mechanic: Yep. Your number one alpha prime. [cuts the umbilical and twirls it between his fingers]
The Organic Mechanic: Hey, Rictus?
Rictus Erectus: Yeah?
The Organic Mechanic: You lost a baby brother. Perfect in every way.
Rictus Erectus: I had a brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
Immortan Joe: Was it a male?
The Organic Mechanic: Yep. Your number one alpha prime. [cuts the umbilical and twirls it between his fingers]
The Organic Mechanic: Hey, Rictus?
Rictus Erectus: Yeah?
The Organic Mechanic: You lost a baby brother. Perfect in every way.
Rictus Erectus: I had a brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
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Imperator Furiosa: And how exactly do we take the Citadel, assuming we're still alive by then?
Toast: If we can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.
Capable: And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, like he's supposed to. [Everyone turns to look at Nux]
Nux: Yeah... feels like hope.
Toast: If we can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.
Capable: And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, like he's supposed to. [Everyone turns to look at Nux]
Nux: Yeah... feels like hope.
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Nux: Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.
Immortan Joe: What is your name?
Nux: It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
Immortan Joe: No! [gives Nux a revolver]
Immortan Joe: Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Nux: Am I awaited?
Immortan Joe: [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint]You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
Immortan Joe: What is your name?
Nux: It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
Immortan Joe: No! [gives Nux a revolver]
Immortan Joe: Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Nux: Am I awaited?
Immortan Joe: [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint]You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
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Max Rockatansky: [pointing at his Interceptor car being driven by a War Boy]That's mine!
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[Max appears and heads off Furiosa, the Wives, and the Vuvalini. They brake to a stop, and Max shows Furiosa a map] Max Rockatansky: [points to the Citadel]All right. This is your way home.
Imperator Furiosa: [incredulous]We go back?
Max Rockatansky: Mmm.
Toast: [incredulous]Back?
Max Rockatansky: Yeah.
The Dag: I thought you weren't insane anymore.
Imperator Furiosa: [incredulous]We go back?
Max Rockatansky: Mmm.
Toast: [incredulous]Back?
Max Rockatansky: Yeah.
The Dag: I thought you weren't insane anymore.
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Capable: What are you doing here?
Nux: [Sobbing]He saw it. He saw it all. My own bloodbag driving the rig that killed her. [Nux begins banging his head]
Capable: Stop doing that! Shh. Stop.
Nux: Three times the gates were opened to me.
Capable: What gates?
Nux: I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immortan or feasting with the heroes of our time.
Capable: I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.
Nux: I thought that I was spec for something great. I got to... drive a pursuit vehicle, for a while even Larry and Barry stopped chewing my windpipe.
Capable: Who are Larry and Barry?
Nux: My mates. [Points at his neck tumors]
Nux: Larry and Barry. If they don't get me then the night fevers would.
Nux: [Sobbing]He saw it. He saw it all. My own bloodbag driving the rig that killed her. [Nux begins banging his head]
Capable: Stop doing that! Shh. Stop.
Nux: Three times the gates were opened to me.
Capable: What gates?
Nux: I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immortan or feasting with the heroes of our time.
Capable: I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.
Nux: I thought that I was spec for something great. I got to... drive a pursuit vehicle, for a while even Larry and Barry stopped chewing my windpipe.
Capable: Who are Larry and Barry?
Nux: My mates. [Points at his neck tumors]
Nux: Larry and Barry. If they don't get me then the night fevers would.
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