Madea Goes to Jail (V) Quotes
Madea: Okay Toni, this is your problem... Madea told Toni to go upstairs... 13 stairs... and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. Toni said she aint doin' it, set back on the couch, folded 2 of her arms and rolled 2 of her eyes. Madea grabbed Toni by 2 of her ankles, dragged her upstairs, hitting her head on every step. How many bruises will little Toni have by the time she gets to the emergency room at Grady Hospital?
Movie: Madea Goes to Jail (V)
Madea: Ella come on! Where' you at?
Ella: Right now?
Madea: Ride or die, fool! Ride or die! [Ella comes out of the closet]
Madea: Ella! [singing]
Madea: Is she up in the closet?
Ella: Right now?
Madea: Ride or die, fool! Ride or die! [Ella comes out of the closet]
Madea: Ella! [singing]
Madea: Is she up in the closet?
Movie: Madea Goes to Jail (V)
Madea: [to Toni] I'm gonna set you back a few years, I used to play this game with Cora, more parents need to play this game with their kids. Young kids acting the hell out of control... [empties her bag of belts]
Madea: We're gonna play a game called 'tear that ass up!'
Madea: We're gonna play a game called 'tear that ass up!'
Movie: Madea Goes to Jail (V)
Vanessa: Wow, Miss Ella, you do all the cleaning and cooking and ironing, you're just a regular old slave, aren't you?
Ella: Uh no dear, no dear, what I AM, is a woman who knows how to treat a man.
Vanessa: So where is...
Ella: I ain't got one, I ain't got one.
Ella: Uh no dear, no dear, what I AM, is a woman who knows how to treat a man.
Vanessa: So where is...
Ella: I ain't got one, I ain't got one.
Movie: Madea Goes to Jail (V)