MADtv Quotes
Cloret: Who the hell is Count-less Va-john?
Countess Vaughn: It's actually Countess Vaughn. I'm on "The Parkers", it's on the UPN.
Cloret: You on the UPN? That explains why I ain't never seen't you.
Countess Vaughn: It's actually Countess Vaughn. I'm on "The Parkers", it's on the UPN.
Cloret: You on the UPN? That explains why I ain't never seen't you.
TV Show: MADtv
DMV Worker: Now turn and face the camera.
Ms. Swan: Live from New York...
DMV Worker: No! That's the wrong show.
Ms. Swan: Live from New York...
DMV Worker: No! That's the wrong show.
TV Show: MADtv
Marvin Tikvah: Shelly.
Shelly: What?
Marvin Tikvah: [lowering voice] Shelly. [pauses and takes a drink]
Marvin Tikvah: C'MON.
Shelly: What?
Marvin Tikvah: [lowering voice] Shelly. [pauses and takes a drink]
Marvin Tikvah: C'MON.
TV Show: MADtv