Maggie's Plan Quotes
Tony: Love is messy. It's illogical, it's wasteful and it's messy. And it leaves these loose threads that go out all over the place. But you, you like things nice and neat and tidy and ethical.
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Maggie: I've decided to embrace the mystery of the universe and stop bossing everybody around so much.
Max: Good luck with that, bossy pants.
Tony: He's gonna write a book about us one day and we are *not* gonna look good.
Max: Good luck with that, bossy pants.
Tony: He's gonna write a book about us one day and we are *not* gonna look good.
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Tony: Hey, does my breath smell? [Maggie smells while Tony exhales through mouth]
Maggie: No. Does my? [Maggie exhales through mouth while Tony smells]
Maggie: No. Does my? [Maggie exhales through mouth while Tony smells]
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Tony: It's what keeps my wife in post-modern choreography and me in self-loathing.
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Maggie: Even though I do think you are pretty self-absorbed and extremely needy, that he needs it. It keeps him in balance. It's thinking about you that stops him from only thinking about himself.
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