Malcolm in the Middle Quote

[Hal is watching TV]
Talking Cookie (on TV): So be sure to try the new and improved Chip-a-Roo cookie today. (in Hal's imagination) I can make you taller. I can make you better looking. If you eat enough of me, I can make you president. Maybe even emperor of the world.
Hal: Honey, can you give me a box of these cookies?
Talking Cookie: Make it 2.
Hal: Make it two boxes.

TV Show: Malcolm in the Middle

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