Malcolm in the Middle Quote
Hal: You're here!
Malcolm: Kind of.
Hal: You lied to me! You're not drunk at all!
Malcolm: You said that if I called and said I was drunk, I would not get in trouble!
Hal: That only applies if you're actually drunk!
Malcolm: Kind of.
Hal: You lied to me! You're not drunk at all!
Malcolm: You said that if I called and said I was drunk, I would not get in trouble!
Hal: That only applies if you're actually drunk!
TV Show: Malcolm in the Middle