Married with Children Quote
Al: First thing they teach you when you’re a rookie shoe salesman is, when you got a fat one in the chair, never look up. Well, I looked up, Peg. I saw underwear. It said "Saturday."
Peg: So what?
Al: [starts crying] Today’s Wednesday.
Peg: So what?
Al: [starts crying] Today’s Wednesday.
TV Show: Married... with Children
