Martin Quotes
Martin: Pam, do you prefer to be called "Ms. or Mr."?
Pam: Do you prefer "Jack" or "Ass"?
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Martin: Pam, is that your breath smellin' like boiled bologna?
Pam: No, that's yo' feet eatin' through those shoes again.
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Martin: Stanks a lot, Pam.
Tommy: My mama always told me, if she can't use your comb, don't bring her home!
Cole: Tommy, you dated a white girl in college!
Tommy: Oh, no, she wasn't white! She was French!
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Martin: Tommy, it's all good. If you like her, then we like her. It don't matter what color she is. I don't care if she's black, white, green, or whatever.
Cole: [laughing] Martin, c'mon now! You know you'd be trippin' if Tommy was dating a green girl.
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Martin: When you're with Pam, read the signs. When you feed bears, they follow ya home!
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Martin: You know I'm sensitive about my job, you didn't have to go there!
Pam: You know I'm sensative about my buck shots, you didn't have to go there!
Martin: There's a difference, a good job is hard to come by, but they got Dark & Lovely on damn near every corner you pass!
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Valentino: I told you, you could super-size it!
Sheneneh: I told you!... I'm a lady, and you don't disrespect no lady! You better watch your back!
Valentino: Sheneneh, I can't buy nothin' with $5!
Sheneneh: You can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell outta' my face!
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Pam: Martin was the one who said Cole was a virgin until he was 23!
Cole: He said the stew was so bad, the homeless give it back!
Martin: I love the stew, baby! It looked like Alpo, but I loved it!
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Pam: This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage.
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Brother Man: Yeah. I had a dream one time. I was climbin' this fire escape, and I couldn't make it to the top. So I climbed through the window of this fly ass crib!. With a big see-thru 'fridgerater. It was full of sammiches! But... , but... I couldn't open the door Martin! So I just stood there and cried man. Oh yeah! Bro'man cried.
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Gina: If you don't get yo' Smokey-the-Bear, corny-joke tellin' behind out there, *you* are goin' to need a search party! That's the oath!
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Gina: Struck by lightning, stay away from me!
Martin: The Lord know I just be playin' around!
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Gina: There's nothing wrong with my head, Martin! There's nothing wrong with my head!
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Tommy: Cole.
Cole: Yes?
Tommy: I want you to testify for me. [Cole and Shanise carry on as if they were in church]
Tommy: I'm talkin' 'bout testifyin' in court, Cole!
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Tommy: Sheneneh, you say you're a Christian woman... yet you sit here and you lie to these people. Now you better tell 'em the truth and tell them now!
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Mrs. Trinidad: Martin, don't fight this! Don't you want me?
Gina: No, slut, I want you!
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Stan Winters: Umm girl, you got fire and spice.
Sheneneh: Oh you said two keywords. You said I have fire and spice. So stay away fo' I burn yo ass up!
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Cole: I'll see you in Hell, Martin!
Martin: Yeah, you'll be the only one down there still living with your mother!
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Cole: See you later, Pam... my little chocolate ho-ho.
Pam: [offended] What did you call me?
Tommy: He meant "ring ding"... like the cupcake.
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