Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere Quotes
Max: [over Bus PA System] Do we have a Daniel Wolfsten on board a.k.a. The Wolfster?
Child on Bus: No he's not here!
Max: You what?
Child on Bus: He catches the other bus.
Paddy: You what?
Max: There's another bus! Oh no you Mo-Fo that's Proper-Whack that.
Child on Bus: No he's not here!
Max: You what?
Child on Bus: He catches the other bus.
Paddy: You what?
Max: There's another bus! Oh no you Mo-Fo that's Proper-Whack that.
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Max: She was a kind of midget
Paddy: Isn't that a Queen song?
Paddy: Isn't that a Queen song?
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Paddy: [after going for a slash] I needed that - my teeth were under water.
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Wolf-ster: You're not Patrick O'Shea?
Max: You know him?
Wolf-ster: Everyone knew Spazzy Paddy. Where's your calipers and your brace?
Paddy: Long time ago that.
Wolf-ster: He was worth more for scrap. You don't remember me do you? My sister you to babysit him. He were a right dirty little sod.
Max: Oh I?
Wolf-ster: We had to rush him to hospital one night, he'd only stuck Okay Wan Benobi up his arsehole, he was always at it...
Max: Obi Wan Kenobi...
Wolf-ster: Bootshakka...
Max: Chewbacca...
Wolf-ster: C3-D2...
Max: PO...
Wolf-ster: Star Trek mad he was.
Max: Star wars Wolf-Ster, Star Wars.
Paddy: Like I say long time ago that Wolfie.
Max: You know him?
Wolf-ster: Everyone knew Spazzy Paddy. Where's your calipers and your brace?
Paddy: Long time ago that.
Wolf-ster: He was worth more for scrap. You don't remember me do you? My sister you to babysit him. He were a right dirty little sod.
Max: Oh I?
Wolf-ster: We had to rush him to hospital one night, he'd only stuck Okay Wan Benobi up his arsehole, he was always at it...
Max: Obi Wan Kenobi...
Wolf-ster: Bootshakka...
Max: Chewbacca...
Wolf-ster: C3-D2...
Max: PO...
Wolf-ster: Star Trek mad he was.
Max: Star wars Wolf-Ster, Star Wars.
Paddy: Like I say long time ago that Wolfie.
Movie: Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere