Me Him Her Quotes
Brendan: Cory... I'm gay.
Cory: I know.
Brendan: What?
Cory: You're gay.
Brendan: How do you know I'm gay? You don't know I'm gay.
Cory: Hm?
Brendan: How long have you known I'm gay?
Cory: Well... we met, what, freshman year at college, so...
Brendan: So, why didn't you tell me?
Cory: Why didn't I tell YOU your sexual orientation?
Cory: I know.
Brendan: What?
Cory: You're gay.
Brendan: How do you know I'm gay? You don't know I'm gay.
Cory: Hm?
Brendan: How long have you known I'm gay?
Cory: Well... we met, what, freshman year at college, so...
Brendan: So, why didn't you tell me?
Cory: Why didn't I tell YOU your sexual orientation?
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Cynthia: We have known you were gay for ages.
Brendan: Why-why wouldn't you tell me?
Cynthia: Why didn't WE tell YOU your sexual orientation?
Brendan: Why-why wouldn't you tell me?
Cynthia: Why didn't WE tell YOU your sexual orientation?
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Cory: What, is a flannel shirt supposed to be some kind of lesbian Power Ranger uniform?
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Kris: Would you treat me different if you knew I had been with a few Asian guys?
Laura: If YOU had been with a guy... A few Asian guys? That is way too specific!
Kris: Okay. Calm down.
Laura: If YOU had been with a guy... A few Asian guys? That is way too specific!
Kris: Okay. Calm down.
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Haley Joel Osment: Are you getting butt-fucked, butt-fucked, butt-fucked right now? Just 'cause you like to fuck dudes, it doesn't make you gay. I fuck whatever I want, man. I feel, like, completely normal.
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Gabbi: Um, Cory says that you're having some trouble with gayness.
Brendan: And who's little boy are you?
Brendan: And who's little boy are you?
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Cory: She f*cking dumped me man!
Brendan: You guys weren't even together.
Cory: No! But she did it anyway, man! And I didn't even know she could do it until she did it.
Brendan: You guys weren't even together.
Cory: No! But she did it anyway, man! And I didn't even know she could do it until she did it.
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Heather: [while dumping Gabbi]You know that we're not exclusive.
Gabbi: We're not exclusive?
Gabbi: We're not exclusive?
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Brendan: Hey, this is Los Angeles. The line between dreams and reality is... thinner here.
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Cory: Ohh, God, it's so boring back home, man. Yeah, you don't even know, man. Like I don't do anything anymore. Like nothing. I packed my bags to move out of my place, like, two years ago, and-and-and I never moved. I never unpacked my bags, man. I've just been... I'm just living out of bags.
Brendan: Are YOU okay?
Brendan: Are YOU okay?
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Angela Sarafyan: [as herself]Time to get serious.
Luke Bracey: [as himself]G'day, I'm Luke Bracey.
Emily Meade: [as herself]I'm Emily Meade.
Dustin Milligan: [as himself]I'm Dustin Milligan.
Angela Sarafyan: I'm... [bleeped out]
Luke Bracey: Now, I know sword-fighting seems cool when you're older brother or sister does it, but it's not just fun.
Emily Meade: You can die, or get your tits chopped off.
Dustin Milligan: Whether it's with rapiers or broadswords or just shanks that you made out of your own hair...
Luke Bracey: ...sword fighting causes more problems than it solves, always.
Emily Meade: Always.
Dustin Milligan: Always.
Angela Sarafyan: Always.
Dustin Milligan: So, if you or a friend is challenged to a duel, stop.
Angela Sarafyan: Think.
Emily Meade: And contact the palace guards.
Dustin Milligan: Or a wizard.
Luke Bracey: In Australia where I'm from, if someone fucks with ya, you just tie 'em to a horse and send that horse off a cliff.
Emily Meade: But what happens to the horse?
Luke Bracey: The horse fucking dies.
Dustin Milligan: Stop before you start.
Angela Sarafyan: Words.
Emily Meade: Words.
Dustin Milligan: Words... not s-s-s-swords. [title card: Words NOT Swords. Sponsored by the Office of National Sword Control Policy Partnership for a Duel-Free America.]
Luke Bracey: [as himself]G'day, I'm Luke Bracey.
Emily Meade: [as herself]I'm Emily Meade.
Dustin Milligan: [as himself]I'm Dustin Milligan.
Angela Sarafyan: I'm... [bleeped out]
Luke Bracey: Now, I know sword-fighting seems cool when you're older brother or sister does it, but it's not just fun.
Emily Meade: You can die, or get your tits chopped off.
Dustin Milligan: Whether it's with rapiers or broadswords or just shanks that you made out of your own hair...
Luke Bracey: ...sword fighting causes more problems than it solves, always.
Emily Meade: Always.
Dustin Milligan: Always.
Angela Sarafyan: Always.
Dustin Milligan: So, if you or a friend is challenged to a duel, stop.
Angela Sarafyan: Think.
Emily Meade: And contact the palace guards.
Dustin Milligan: Or a wizard.
Luke Bracey: In Australia where I'm from, if someone fucks with ya, you just tie 'em to a horse and send that horse off a cliff.
Emily Meade: But what happens to the horse?
Luke Bracey: The horse fucking dies.
Dustin Milligan: Stop before you start.
Angela Sarafyan: Words.
Emily Meade: Words.
Dustin Milligan: Words... not s-s-s-swords. [title card: Words NOT Swords. Sponsored by the Office of National Sword Control Policy Partnership for a Duel-Free America.]
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