MediEvil (VG) Quote
Captain's Guard: Captain, I thought you ought to know, we have a stowaway on board, I've told the men to scour the decks for him.
Captain: Good, I want the scurvy dog dangling from yon yarder on by his bowels!
Captain's Guard: Is that really necessary? Couldn't we just give him a good tongue lashing and drop him off at the next port?
Captain: Look, there's not a man jack on this ship who wouldn't keelhaul his own grandmother for the silver in her hair - they'll be no tongue lashing! Bring the landlubber to be and I'll tear him a new orifice!
Captain: Good, I want the scurvy dog dangling from yon yarder on by his bowels!
Captain's Guard: Is that really necessary? Couldn't we just give him a good tongue lashing and drop him off at the next port?
Captain: Look, there's not a man jack on this ship who wouldn't keelhaul his own grandmother for the silver in her hair - they'll be no tongue lashing! Bring the landlubber to be and I'll tear him a new orifice!
Movie: MediEvil (VG)
