Megas XLR Quotes
Coop: [To Gorrath] Come on, that all you've got? I've got only one arm and I'm still whiping the floor with ya. I think you'll need a bigger robot if you want to play with me anymore. What? You want me to drop the other arm so it’s fair? [Kiva and Jamie shake their heads and wave their hands in desperation]
Gorrath: Let’s see how you like the Eradicator[Pushes a button and the Karrajor converts into an enormous mech with Megas hovering in front of it's cannons like a grain of sand]
Coop: Well,... That's pretty big.
Jamie: You just had to ask if he had a bigger robot, didn't you?
Gorrath: Let’s see how you like the Eradicator[Pushes a button and the Karrajor converts into an enormous mech with Megas hovering in front of it's cannons like a grain of sand]
Coop: Well,... That's pretty big.
Jamie: You just had to ask if he had a bigger robot, didn't you?
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Megas’ Dashboard: [Various buttons] DESTROY THE WORLD. SMITE THE WORLD. DESTROY THE WORLD WORSE. Save the world. [The last button is missing, wires hanging all over]
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[Coop has just caused the Karrajor to be sucked into Null Space, seemingly destroying it]
Coop: Man, now I really need another Big Glug...and a cheesesteak....or twenty-eight.
Kiva: Coop! You just destroyed the Glorft!
Coop: So? What'ya think was going to happen?
Coop: Man, now I really need another Big Glug...and a cheesesteak....or twenty-eight.
Kiva: Coop! You just destroyed the Glorft!
Coop: So? What'ya think was going to happen?
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Ultra Chick: [to Jamie] Dont worry, Coop! We'll take care of this chubby thief and get your robot back!
Coop: [offended] Chubby? Ladies, this is fat!
Coop: [offended] Chubby? Ladies, this is fat!
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Kiva: This is about revenge, isn't it?
Magnanimous It's about more than that, red. You put me in a quantum singularity, destroyed my empire, made me broke! And gave me this twitch. [eye twitches] It's about hurting you and I wish to go on hurting you, so I am going to humiliate you live. And while I'm at it, I think I might do a little destruction number on this planet of yours! ...Oh wow, I guess it is about revenge.
Magnanimous It's about more than that, red. You put me in a quantum singularity, destroyed my empire, made me broke! And gave me this twitch. [eye twitches] It's about hurting you and I wish to go on hurting you, so I am going to humiliate you live. And while I'm at it, I think I might do a little destruction number on this planet of yours! ...Oh wow, I guess it is about revenge.
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Skippy: So, who's the chick?
Kiva: "Chick"?
Coop: She's from the future.
Skippy: [looks at Kiva] Yeah, right.
Coop: Tell the kid something about the future, Kiva.
Kiva: Little boys like you are used as target practice for "chicks" like me.
Kiva: "Chick"?
Coop: She's from the future.
Skippy: [looks at Kiva] Yeah, right.
Coop: Tell the kid something about the future, Kiva.
Kiva: Little boys like you are used as target practice for "chicks" like me.
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Coop: Okay, you slimy chump. First, you come back after I kill ya, then ya try to beat up my cousin and now you think you're gonna shoot the moon into the Earth?! Well, I got your trigger right here! [accidentaly drops the trigger, which lands on Coop's lap. Coop sighs in relief, causing his belly to press the trigger, thereby activating the engine]
Kiva: You fired the engine!
Skippy: Should have let a responsible child hold it.
Kiva: You fired the engine!
Skippy: Should have let a responsible child hold it.
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Coop: [After Kiva stops him from using his nukes] What's the point of having nukes if you can't use them?
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R.E.C.R.: I was designed to defend this land, and I will do it by destroying everyone!
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R.E.C.R.: There is no way you can defeat the superior power of my massive 56 kilobyte processor!
Coop: I've got 10-year old video games that are smarter than you!
Coop: I've got 10-year old video games that are smarter than you!
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Zarek: [After Coop escapes the Infinity Zone] Impossible! No one can escape the force of the Infinity Zone!
Coop: Hey, it's a good thing no one told me that.
Coop: Hey, it's a good thing no one told me that.
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Coop: Let's see how this guy likes Super Destructor Mode!
Megas’ Dashboard: You heard him kids! Super Destructor Mode!
Megas’ Dashboard: You heard him kids! Super Destructor Mode!
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[The S-Force is revealed to have survived the blast of Super Destructor Mode's missiles]
Targon: Impossible!
Zarek: Nothing could have survived that blast!
Mac: Good thing no one told us that. [The S-Force laughs]
Targon: Impossible!
Zarek: Nothing could have survived that blast!
Mac: Good thing no one told us that. [The S-Force laughs]
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Coop: Okay, you cape-wearing space freak! You interrupted my quality beach-time, locked up a planet-load of people and you made me nearly destroy the S-Force!
Kiva: -Again!
Coop: Now it's time to party, tag-team style. Let's do it, S-Force!
Kiva: -Again!
Coop: Now it's time to party, tag-team style. Let's do it, S-Force!
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Jamie: [To a food-replicator] Vampire cheerleader. [Machine buzzes]Regular cheerleader? [Machine buzzes again]. Hey, this thing's busted!
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Jamie: [To the same food-replicator] ...Solid gold. [Machine buzzes again] Goth Chicks?! [Machine buzzes again] ...A doughnut? [machine dings then makes one appear]
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Megas’ Dashboard: [Oil level] None - Good Enough - Plenty - More Than Enough - No, Really I'm Fine - PLEASE STOP
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Captain Warlock: Sweet Kiva, I give you one last chance. Stay with me, and forget about these fools.
Coop: Alright you-
Kiva: -Arrogant, overblown thief! You tried to break up our team, you almost killed Coop and Jamie, and you made me listen to your endless, cheesy pick-up lines!
Coop: Nice.
Captain Warlock: Cheesy?
Kiva: Get him, Coop!
Coop: Alright you-
Kiva: -Arrogant, overblown thief! You tried to break up our team, you almost killed Coop and Jamie, and you made me listen to your endless, cheesy pick-up lines!
Coop: Nice.
Captain Warlock: Cheesy?
Kiva: Get him, Coop!
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Ator: All hail the new guardian! We are saved! [Megas destroys a building] ...We are doomed
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[Robot prisoners are coming to attack Megas]
Jamie: C'mon, Coop! What're you waiting for?! Tear them apart!
Coop: I can't! They're not the bad guys.
Jamie: So? That's never stopped you before!
Jamie: C'mon, Coop! What're you waiting for?! Tear them apart!
Coop: I can't! They're not the bad guys.
Jamie: So? That's never stopped you before!
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Coop: [Seeing a destroyed Jersey City after activating the Trans-D Drive] No. No! You maniacs! You blew it up! You blew it all to- Wait...hope I didn't do this.
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Coop: Alright, squid, you tried to wreck the city again, you made me go to some alternate dimension where Jamie is an even bigger creep than usual AND you got me locked up in a jail cell with no food! It's time to rumble!
Gorrath: Are you talking to me? I'm on your side now, remember!
Coop: Oh, sorry. Force of habit, I guess.
Gorrath: Are you talking to me? I'm on your side now, remember!
Coop: Oh, sorry. Force of habit, I guess.
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Coop: (to Evil Coop) Oh yeah? you and what army?
Gorrath: No doubt that one. [Points at army of mechs behind Evil Coop]
Gorrath: No doubt that one. [Points at army of mechs behind Evil Coop]
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