Men Behaving Badly Quote
[Deborah leaves Judy at the bar with Tony]
Tony: So how are you two lesbians? Ladians, er... ladies.
Judy: Sorry?
Tony: Are you sleeping with Deborah? Erm... are you sleeping in the same flat as Deborah, at the same time on whatever basis?
Judy: Yes, just for a few days.
Tony: What... kind of things do you get up to?
Judy: Y'know, just running around together.
Tony: Naked?
Judy: "Naked"?
Tony: Oh, I'm sorry, I've got this disease that makes me say the wrong word.
Judy: What's it called?
Tony: I don't know. I live underneath Deborah.
Judy: Oh, lucky you, must be nice and warm.
[Tony looks shocked]
Tony: Do you eat food?
Judy: Why?
Tony: I was wondering if you'd like to go for a meal with me sometime.
Judy: I don't think so.
Tony: Any particular reason why?
Judy: Just a question of taste I suppose.
Tony: Okay, your lifestyle choice.
[Deborah returns from toilet]
Tony: That'll be one pound sexy, er, sixty.
Tony: So how are you two lesbians? Ladians, er... ladies.
Judy: Sorry?
Tony: Are you sleeping with Deborah? Erm... are you sleeping in the same flat as Deborah, at the same time on whatever basis?
Judy: Yes, just for a few days.
Tony: What... kind of things do you get up to?
Judy: Y'know, just running around together.
Tony: Naked?
Judy: "Naked"?
Tony: Oh, I'm sorry, I've got this disease that makes me say the wrong word.
Judy: What's it called?
Tony: I don't know. I live underneath Deborah.
Judy: Oh, lucky you, must be nice and warm.
[Tony looks shocked]
Tony: Do you eat food?
Judy: Why?
Tony: I was wondering if you'd like to go for a meal with me sometime.
Judy: I don't think so.
Tony: Any particular reason why?
Judy: Just a question of taste I suppose.
Tony: Okay, your lifestyle choice.
[Deborah returns from toilet]
Tony: That'll be one pound sexy, er, sixty.
TV Show: Men Behaving Badly
