Metalocalypse Quote

Murderface: [prodding the remains of the mutilated chef with a stick] Jean-Pierre! Jean-Pierre! Wake up, cook something! Come on! Don't be a dick, be a dude!
Nathan: Yeah! Come on, be a dude!
Pickles: He can't hear you....
Skwisgaar: Yeah, be a dude, don't be a dick.
Pickles: I told you, it's over. It's over! ... By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich! [wails]
Murderface: There's only one thing left to do. KILL OURSELVES!
Skiwsgaar: Dudes, we would, like, have to sew him back together to get him to cook for us.
Toki: Yeah, but we such screw-ups that he would be sewn back together wrong.
Nathan: Whoa! That's a good song title.

TV Show: Metalocalypse

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