Metalocalypse Quote
Nathan: Attention! You big baby!
Skwisgaar: Ah, what are you doing? Going for a crybaby walk?
Murderface: Hey! Why's everybody wearing camouflage? Joining the Marines?
Nathan: We wanted to, uhh, surprise you. In outfits.
Murderface: Y'look like stupid Navy Seals.
Nathan: That's part of the surprise.
Murderface: Why?
Nathan: Because it makes us harder to see! That's awesome.
Pickles: Hey douchefag! [a car is lowered in front of Murderface] Happy Birthday!
Nathan: Well, what do you think?
Toki: Big fat tires and everything!
Murderface: But I already got, like, a million limos.
Pickles: Dude, not like this one. This is the limo that Kennedy got his brains smashed open in with a bullet! [makes gunshot noises]
Nathan: It's all souped up... and desecrated.
Skwisgaar: Yeah, dude, and the driver's seat is the chair from, like, where President Wrinkloln was shot. And assassinated in.
Pickles: And... you're entered in the first-ever Dethklok Dethmolition Klok-a-matae Deth Derby!
Toki: And I made you this macaroni murder lady. What used to be the red hots were the blood, but I ates them.
Murderface: You mean I get to destroy United States history... LITERALLY!? [sheds a tear of blood]
Skwisgaar: Ah, what are you doing? Going for a crybaby walk?
Murderface: Hey! Why's everybody wearing camouflage? Joining the Marines?
Nathan: We wanted to, uhh, surprise you. In outfits.
Murderface: Y'look like stupid Navy Seals.
Nathan: That's part of the surprise.
Murderface: Why?
Nathan: Because it makes us harder to see! That's awesome.
Pickles: Hey douchefag! [a car is lowered in front of Murderface] Happy Birthday!
Nathan: Well, what do you think?
Toki: Big fat tires and everything!
Murderface: But I already got, like, a million limos.
Pickles: Dude, not like this one. This is the limo that Kennedy got his brains smashed open in with a bullet! [makes gunshot noises]
Nathan: It's all souped up... and desecrated.
Skwisgaar: Yeah, dude, and the driver's seat is the chair from, like, where President Wrinkloln was shot. And assassinated in.
Pickles: And... you're entered in the first-ever Dethklok Dethmolition Klok-a-matae Deth Derby!
Toki: And I made you this macaroni murder lady. What used to be the red hots were the blood, but I ates them.
Murderface: You mean I get to destroy United States history... LITERALLY!? [sheds a tear of blood]
TV Show: Metalocalypse
