Metalocalypse Quote
Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... you summoned.
Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.
Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?
Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school!
Nathan: I know!
Pickles: Dudes, I'm turning on my Dethphone and I'm hearing Murderface. Wait a minute! Do we just get one phone line in five phones?!
Toki: That's brutal.
Pickles: So wait - we can't make any out-calls?! Dude, Murderface, get off the phone! Please! Get off the phone!
Murderface: Okay, hold on. I just need to check my messages.
Dethfone: You have 67 new telephone answering machine digital phone wireless fidelity Dethfone messages. To hear the messages, press "1" on the keypad located on the front of the phone. Preparing to play answering machine number message number one. After this message, would you like to save, or delete, or replay this message, please listen to the directions that will follow the message...
Nathan: Oh man, this thing's just designed to eat up minutes. It's brutal.
Dethfone: ...playing one Dethfone message...now... [hangs up on Murderface causing Murderface to go on a swearing rampage.]
Ofdensen: So, you think it might be a good business move to put that troll back to sleep?
Nathan: Pbbbbbb, I, I don't, I just don't see that happening, you know. Crappy troll knocked out the DSL, now it takes two minutes to get to tits--
Ofdensen: Okay, I did not want to say anything, but this is affecting your record sales. There, I said it.
Pickles: Dude, nice one. What are you trying to do, depress us? Well it's working. Hope you're happy. Now I ne
Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.
Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?
Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school!
Nathan: I know!
Pickles: Dudes, I'm turning on my Dethphone and I'm hearing Murderface. Wait a minute! Do we just get one phone line in five phones?!
Toki: That's brutal.
Pickles: So wait - we can't make any out-calls?! Dude, Murderface, get off the phone! Please! Get off the phone!
Murderface: Okay, hold on. I just need to check my messages.
Dethfone: You have 67 new telephone answering machine digital phone wireless fidelity Dethfone messages. To hear the messages, press "1" on the keypad located on the front of the phone. Preparing to play answering machine number message number one. After this message, would you like to save, or delete, or replay this message, please listen to the directions that will follow the message...
Nathan: Oh man, this thing's just designed to eat up minutes. It's brutal.
Dethfone: ...playing one Dethfone message...now... [hangs up on Murderface causing Murderface to go on a swearing rampage.]
Ofdensen: So, you think it might be a good business move to put that troll back to sleep?
Nathan: Pbbbbbb, I, I don't, I just don't see that happening, you know. Crappy troll knocked out the DSL, now it takes two minutes to get to tits--
Ofdensen: Okay, I did not want to say anything, but this is affecting your record sales. There, I said it.
Pickles: Dude, nice one. What are you trying to do, depress us? Well it's working. Hope you're happy. Now I ne
TV Show: Metalocalypse
