Metalocalypse Quote
Pickles: Okay, we are gonna delight you all with a little improvisational comedy. Now all we need to start is one location.
Audience Member: HOW 'BOUT A DIFFERENT COMEDY CLUB? [laughter]
Pickles: Okay, I heard a... gas station.
Murderface: I'm a gas station attendant!
Pickles: [sitting on a stool pretending to hold a steering wheel] Fill her up, I am driving a Corvette. It is, midnight blue with-
Audience Member: HEY PIPPY-LONG-BORING! YOU SUCK! [laughter]
Pickles: Can't you fill it up just a little bit faster?
Murderface: Well I'm trying! I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A FUCKING GAS TANK!
Pickles: That's because it's a stool Murderface!
Audience Member: HEY IDIOT! DON'T NEGATE THE PREMISE! [laughter]
Pickles: It's on - it's on - it's over there - wherever. Just please hurry. I would like to leave this horrible place...
Murderface: Ahhh, I should check the oil... better go get my tools. You know what? I'm gonna leave... this sucks! Good luck dying out there!
Pickles: Are you leaving?
Murderface: Yes I'm leaving!
Audience Member: HOW 'BOUT A DIFFERENT COMEDY CLUB? [laughter]
Pickles: Okay, I heard a... gas station.
Murderface: I'm a gas station attendant!
Pickles: [sitting on a stool pretending to hold a steering wheel] Fill her up, I am driving a Corvette. It is, midnight blue with-
Audience Member: HEY PIPPY-LONG-BORING! YOU SUCK! [laughter]
Pickles: Can't you fill it up just a little bit faster?
Murderface: Well I'm trying! I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A FUCKING GAS TANK!
Pickles: That's because it's a stool Murderface!
Audience Member: HEY IDIOT! DON'T NEGATE THE PREMISE! [laughter]
Pickles: It's on - it's on - it's over there - wherever. Just please hurry. I would like to leave this horrible place...
Murderface: Ahhh, I should check the oil... better go get my tools. You know what? I'm gonna leave... this sucks! Good luck dying out there!
Pickles: Are you leaving?
Murderface: Yes I'm leaving!
TV Show: Metalocalypse
