Metalocalypse Quote
Toki Wartooth: Hey, that's my friend!
Skwisgaar: Your friend ha. Drunks driving before a tour! Shooting ze guns, huh?
Nathan: Yeah, he's not a real friend.
Pickles: Dick!
Skwisgaar: What kinds of a friends takes on such a godless endeavor? What if you hurt your pinky finger huh? No more tour.
Nathan: Yeah. What if you hurt your hands?
Pickles: Yeah, you're being a selfish prick.
William Murderface: ...I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants. That's... that's what I did today.
Nathan: Yeah, what the fuck, Toki? There's no such things as clowns.
Toki: Aww come on, how come I can't have a friend who's a clown? He makes me laugh, ha ha ha!
Skwisgaar: ....We care about you!
Nathan: I should be asleep right now. This is a waste of time.
Pickles: He smells like piss.
Toki: It's metal to like clowns.
Everybody Else: No, it's non-metal.
Murderface: Don't try to tell us it's metal because it's not. We know that trick.
Toki: Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
Skwisgaar: Statisticallies or not, but, uh, just don'ts likes this guy.
Charles Ofdensen: Okay, it's late. Let's just all calm down and discuss this in the morning. May we offer you a ride home?
Dr. Rockso: Um-hmmm.
Toki: Okay, calls you later.
Ofdensen: [talking to Klokateer] Give him whatever he wants. [whispers] Put the boots to him, medium style.
Skwisgaar: Your friend ha. Drunks driving before a tour! Shooting ze guns, huh?
Nathan: Yeah, he's not a real friend.
Pickles: Dick!
Skwisgaar: What kinds of a friends takes on such a godless endeavor? What if you hurt your pinky finger huh? No more tour.
Nathan: Yeah. What if you hurt your hands?
Pickles: Yeah, you're being a selfish prick.
William Murderface: ...I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants. That's... that's what I did today.
Nathan: Yeah, what the fuck, Toki? There's no such things as clowns.
Toki: Aww come on, how come I can't have a friend who's a clown? He makes me laugh, ha ha ha!
Skwisgaar: ....We care about you!
Nathan: I should be asleep right now. This is a waste of time.
Pickles: He smells like piss.
Toki: It's metal to like clowns.
Everybody Else: No, it's non-metal.
Murderface: Don't try to tell us it's metal because it's not. We know that trick.
Toki: Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
Skwisgaar: Statisticallies or not, but, uh, just don'ts likes this guy.
Charles Ofdensen: Okay, it's late. Let's just all calm down and discuss this in the morning. May we offer you a ride home?
Dr. Rockso: Um-hmmm.
Toki: Okay, calls you later.
Ofdensen: [talking to Klokateer] Give him whatever he wants. [whispers] Put the boots to him, medium style.
TV Show: Metalocalypse
