Metalocalypse Quote

Murderface: [Sunbathing naked] Feel that jungle air, wind just whistlin' through...
Skwisgaar: Hey, I makes some sandwiches...[Spits out sandwich and drops plate] Oh, Murderface!
Pickles: Oh, man...MURDERFACE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Murderface: My god, you are so repressed.
Pickles: It's got nothin' to do with repressed!
Skwisgaar: How abouts this, I solves the problem--puts your shirts back on!
Pickles: Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!
Murderface: Well I happen to play bass with it, there's callus buildup.
Pickles: I don't need to look at it!
Murderface: It's like Amazon boat-rash or something. Can I please just take a leak before I pull my shorts up?
Pickles: Fine, go ahead, but just promise to never do this again, okay?

TV Show: Metalocalypse

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