Metalocalypse Quote

Murderface: Hey, can I have a firecracker?
Pickles: You know what? I think there's some over there. [points to a blank patch of grass]
Murderface: Where? I don't see any. [bends over muttering, Nathan lights a firecracker, and sets it in the pants of Murderface] There's no firecrackers. [the firecracker explodes] AHHH! THAT FUCKING HURTS!
Nathan: They're down there somewhere, just keep looking.
Murderface: Alright. [bends over again, Nathan lights another firecracker, sets it in Murderface's pants and it explodes] AHHHH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DID IT AGAIN!
Nathan: Murderface.
Mrderface: [slight pause] What?
Nathan: You gotta find these firecrackers, they're down there somewhere.
Pickles: Yeah, they're in the grass, look!
Murderface: I can't see 'em.
Pickles: Smash your face into the grass and look hard. [Murderface looks some more, while Nathan lights yet another firecracker and sets it in Murderface's pants] There you go, now you got it. [it explodes]
Murderface: OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER, OW THAT HURT!

TV Show: Metalocalypse

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