Metalocalypse Quote
Nathan: What do you want like a shot or whatever?
Skwisgaar: Yeah, whatsevers gets us drunks the fastest.
Nathan: [to the guys behind the counter] You, hey you! Right there, vodka, two doubles.
Skwisgaar: Gives to us deh bottles.
Nathan: ...'cause we got lots of cash.
Clerk 1: Fellas, it doesn't actually work that wan, man.
Clerk 2: Not that way man.
Clerk 1: But I'll tell you what. [whispering] You guys like shots?
Nathan: Uh, yeah sure fine.
Clerk 2: How 'bout this guys? How about a totally cool shot of ice-cold mountain water?
Clerk 1: Oooh.
Clerk 2: Chilled with, cucumber slices?
Clerk 1: Or maybe you're feeling zazzy? How 'bout some of this, sparkling cherry-applesauce drink?
Clerk 2: How 'bout you,Tonto? You look like you have a taste for things south of the border. You like margaritas?
Nathan: [muttered] Uh-huh.
Clerk 1: I think that's a yes!
Clerk 2: If you love margaritas, why not try some...lemonade?
Nathan: This is bullshit! Don't fuck with us! You got alcohol?
Clerk 1: We have something better!
Nathan: What would that be?
Clerk 2: An apple, God's alcohol.
Nathan: [leans over the counter and starts beckoning them] Hey could you come here really quickly? Both of you come here, I just wanna tell you something...
Clerk 2: [both clerks lean over the counter] I'm right here.
Clerk 1: What's going on?
Nathan: I just wanna tell you something...
Clerk 2: Closer?
Nathan: Yeah, a little bit, little bit closer.
Skwisgaar: Yeah, whatsevers gets us drunks the fastest.
Nathan: [to the guys behind the counter] You, hey you! Right there, vodka, two doubles.
Skwisgaar: Gives to us deh bottles.
Nathan: ...'cause we got lots of cash.
Clerk 1: Fellas, it doesn't actually work that wan, man.
Clerk 2: Not that way man.
Clerk 1: But I'll tell you what. [whispering] You guys like shots?
Nathan: Uh, yeah sure fine.
Clerk 2: How 'bout this guys? How about a totally cool shot of ice-cold mountain water?
Clerk 1: Oooh.
Clerk 2: Chilled with, cucumber slices?
Clerk 1: Or maybe you're feeling zazzy? How 'bout some of this, sparkling cherry-applesauce drink?
Clerk 2: How 'bout you,Tonto? You look like you have a taste for things south of the border. You like margaritas?
Nathan: [muttered] Uh-huh.
Clerk 1: I think that's a yes!
Clerk 2: If you love margaritas, why not try some...lemonade?
Nathan: This is bullshit! Don't fuck with us! You got alcohol?
Clerk 1: We have something better!
Nathan: What would that be?
Clerk 2: An apple, God's alcohol.
Nathan: [leans over the counter and starts beckoning them] Hey could you come here really quickly? Both of you come here, I just wanna tell you something...
Clerk 2: [both clerks lean over the counter] I'm right here.
Clerk 1: What's going on?
Nathan: I just wanna tell you something...
Clerk 2: Closer?
Nathan: Yeah, a little bit, little bit closer.
TV Show: Metalocalypse
