Metalocalypse Quote
[Murderface and Knubbler are sitting on the couch in a skit]
Knubbler: Looks like another wonderful, but lonely Christmas Eve with just you and me, right old pal?
Murderface: Yup. Looks like the two of us, again.
[doorbell rings]
Knubbler: Oh I guess you know what that sound means...
Murderface: Oh, the Christmas goose is finished getting microwaved?
[studio laughter]
knubbler: Noooo. It means we have some guests!
[door opens and Dethklok's mothers enter the scene very drunk d espite Dethklok locking all the booze away.]
Stella: Well hellooooo....
Knubbler: It's Dethklok's mothers!
Murderface: [aggravated] And they've been drinking! Yeah, uh take your time staggering in. Like this ain't live TV or anything.
Knubbler: Yes, who would have thought that Dethklok would have mothers? Ha ha...yes...
[doorbell rings]
Murderface: I'll get it! Wouldn't it be great if it was more friendly guests?
opens the door to see Nathan Explosion, who punches Murderface in his face]
Nathan: Why didn't you tell me that this thing was being sponsored by religion? That's not fucking cool dude. [enters]
[Murderface laughs nervously]
Knubbler: Hey watch the F-bombs all right? This...was written, this was written...
[doorbell rings; Dr. Rockso enters]
Dr. Rockso: Oh-k-k-k-k-k-Rockso! Made his way onto the lot with the Christmas party baby!
Toki: [enraged] Oh Rockso, you fucking piece of shits! You stole the Christmas presents! I FUCKING KILLS YOU ROCKSO!!!
Stella: Out of my way, here it comes! [crashes her Rascal into a big wooden cross, crushing both her and Toki]
Toki: <
Knubbler: Looks like another wonderful, but lonely Christmas Eve with just you and me, right old pal?
Murderface: Yup. Looks like the two of us, again.
[doorbell rings]
Knubbler: Oh I guess you know what that sound means...
Murderface: Oh, the Christmas goose is finished getting microwaved?
[studio laughter]
knubbler: Noooo. It means we have some guests!
[door opens and Dethklok's mothers enter the scene very drunk d espite Dethklok locking all the booze away.]
Stella: Well hellooooo....
Knubbler: It's Dethklok's mothers!
Murderface: [aggravated] And they've been drinking! Yeah, uh take your time staggering in. Like this ain't live TV or anything.
Knubbler: Yes, who would have thought that Dethklok would have mothers? Ha ha...yes...
[doorbell rings]
Murderface: I'll get it! Wouldn't it be great if it was more friendly guests?
opens the door to see Nathan Explosion, who punches Murderface in his face]
Nathan: Why didn't you tell me that this thing was being sponsored by religion? That's not fucking cool dude. [enters]
[Murderface laughs nervously]
Knubbler: Hey watch the F-bombs all right? This...was written, this was written...
[doorbell rings; Dr. Rockso enters]
Dr. Rockso: Oh-k-k-k-k-k-Rockso! Made his way onto the lot with the Christmas party baby!
Toki: [enraged] Oh Rockso, you fucking piece of shits! You stole the Christmas presents! I FUCKING KILLS YOU ROCKSO!!!
Stella: Out of my way, here it comes! [crashes her Rascal into a big wooden cross, crushing both her and Toki]
Toki: <
TV Show: Metalocalypse
