Metalocalypse Quote
eLadyMates Consultant: Mr. Wartooth, our company is very serious about finding their clients a life-ladymate partner.
Toki: Life-ladymates partner.
Consultant: Yes. We're confident that our matching system is so solid that we give a 100% guarantee.
Toki: Well, that ams some impressive numbers, buts I'm lookings not onlys for a friends but also a companions and the mothers to my childrens.
Consultant: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem.
Toki: ....That's it?
Consultant: Yes, sir.
Toki: Huh.
Consultant: We can pinpoint your future ladymate partner's fertility to the second.
Murderface: Not to brag, but I can pinpoint my fertility, too. All I need is some lotion and a little DSL-quality internet and some napkins. [Toki looks mortified and the consultant shocked] I'm kidding, of course! Keep going.
Toki: I tolds you you could comes in if you didn'ts ruins my meeting.
Murderface: I think I'm enhancing the meeting. [Toki covers his eyes with his hand in embarrassment] Look, sir, I just want to meet like a hundred girls and fuck the bajeesus out of them. So, uh, can we set up an account here or something?
Consultant: We don't do that here. This is for lifemates.
Murderface: Damn! This is not gonna be easy.
Toki: Just waits in the fucking lobby!
Murderface: Sorry! Gaaaah! [to consultant] You better find this guy some pussy because he is really-
Toki: WILL YOU FUCKINGS GETS OUT OF HERE?!?!
Toki: Life-ladymates partner.
Consultant: Yes. We're confident that our matching system is so solid that we give a 100% guarantee.
Toki: Well, that ams some impressive numbers, buts I'm lookings not onlys for a friends but also a companions and the mothers to my childrens.
Consultant: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem.
Toki: ....That's it?
Consultant: Yes, sir.
Toki: Huh.
Consultant: We can pinpoint your future ladymate partner's fertility to the second.
Murderface: Not to brag, but I can pinpoint my fertility, too. All I need is some lotion and a little DSL-quality internet and some napkins. [Toki looks mortified and the consultant shocked] I'm kidding, of course! Keep going.
Toki: I tolds you you could comes in if you didn'ts ruins my meeting.
Murderface: I think I'm enhancing the meeting. [Toki covers his eyes with his hand in embarrassment] Look, sir, I just want to meet like a hundred girls and fuck the bajeesus out of them. So, uh, can we set up an account here or something?
Consultant: We don't do that here. This is for lifemates.
Murderface: Damn! This is not gonna be easy.
Toki: Just waits in the fucking lobby!
Murderface: Sorry! Gaaaah! [to consultant] You better find this guy some pussy because he is really-
Toki: WILL YOU FUCKINGS GETS OUT OF HERE?!?!
TV Show: Metalocalypse
