Metalocalypse Quote

Caroline: Great date. Oh, here's my fertility chart.
Toki: Oh, it's a-... Really?
Caroline: The 15th. You'll have to keep it open.
Toki: The 15ths?
Caroline: Oh, that's when we'll have intercourse.
Toki: Inst-instecourse? I means we just barelys mets.
Caroline: I like the name Wilthmore or Donnington.
Toki: For whats?
Caroline: For our baby. I've gotta go. Looking forward to our long, long future together lifemate.
Toki: ...Oh...
Caroline: Don't forget to keep the 15th open so you can deposit your sperm into my vagina with your penis.
Toki: ....... Okay.....

TV Show: Metalocalypse

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