Metalocalypse Quote
Charles: Uh, but back to this rehab buisness, uh, it's a recap, it's costing us a lot, uh, and the local authorities want a scape goat.
Nathan: So we offered them you. 'Cause you were drinking a lot!
Pickles: What are you talking about?! It was a technical malfunction!
Nathan: Denial! Huh, yeah. Denial.
Pickles: The hoverdrums, the drumsticks-
Toki: Denials.
Murderface: Denial!
Skwisgaar: Textbooks case.
Nathan: Right there, [holds up a textbook entitled "Denial"] says in the book.
Skwisgaar: Yeah.
Nathan: Look, Pickles, to put it bluntly, you can't handle your booze.
Murderface: Can't handle your booze, Pickles!
Skwisgaar: Yeahs, lightweights!
Nathan: You can't handle your booze, and WE CAN! [shows various photos of Dethklok members, not including Pickles, intoxicated and causing chaos] Flying hoverdrums all across Mozambique, who does that? Really.
Pickles: It's part of the show!
Nathan: Uh huh. Yeah, excuses, excuses.
Pickles: [pause] I hate you all. I really do.
Nathan: [slams his beer bottle down] TRY TO CALM DOWN, PICKLES! THAT'S THE BOOZE TALKING!!
Nathan: So we offered them you. 'Cause you were drinking a lot!
Pickles: What are you talking about?! It was a technical malfunction!
Nathan: Denial! Huh, yeah. Denial.
Pickles: The hoverdrums, the drumsticks-
Toki: Denials.
Murderface: Denial!
Skwisgaar: Textbooks case.
Nathan: Right there, [holds up a textbook entitled "Denial"] says in the book.
Skwisgaar: Yeah.
Nathan: Look, Pickles, to put it bluntly, you can't handle your booze.
Murderface: Can't handle your booze, Pickles!
Skwisgaar: Yeahs, lightweights!
Nathan: You can't handle your booze, and WE CAN! [shows various photos of Dethklok members, not including Pickles, intoxicated and causing chaos] Flying hoverdrums all across Mozambique, who does that? Really.
Pickles: It's part of the show!
Nathan: Uh huh. Yeah, excuses, excuses.
Pickles: [pause] I hate you all. I really do.
Nathan: [slams his beer bottle down] TRY TO CALM DOWN, PICKLES! THAT'S THE BOOZE TALKING!!
TV Show: Metalocalypse
