Metalocalypse Quote
Facebones: Hey pals, it's me! Faaaacebooooones!
Nathan: [drinking a beer] Hey look! Facebones!
Facebones: And let me introduce you to your newest robot pal and band member, X2P1158! He's the coolest high-tech drum machine known to humankind! He can play any style! Including, but not limited to Latin, soul, R&B, rock, adult contemporary, fusion, Latin fusion, and dildo fusion too! And he can outperform any drummer and is capable of performing up to 200 polyrhythms at once! It can also perform the deadly hexi-kicks! Check it out! [a sample of fast double kicks is heard] WOW! And most importantly, they can handle their alcohol! Not like SOME DRUMMERS!
Nathan: Holy shit! It's the perfect drummer!
Skwisgaar: We should totally finds one that plays rhythm guitars too.
Toki: That woulds be cools! Another robots pals!
Computer: WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
Facebones: The X2P1158 is equipped with a 10,000 megaton self detonation device! And in rare cases become self aware and cause dangerous harm to humans! If that's the case contact the manufacturer! Not our problem! But that probably won't happen anywhooooo! Thanks for watching and have fun playing with the X2P1158! I'm Facebones! G-g-g-g-g-g....GOODBYE!
Nathan: Hey, Pickles isn'tgonna care that he's being replaced, is he?
Skwisgaar: Nah, he'll be fines! He am probably be settlings in real nicely and adjustings in rehabds.
Murderface: Yeah, he's probably living like a fucking king!
Nathan: [drinking a beer] Hey look! Facebones!
Facebones: And let me introduce you to your newest robot pal and band member, X2P1158! He's the coolest high-tech drum machine known to humankind! He can play any style! Including, but not limited to Latin, soul, R&B, rock, adult contemporary, fusion, Latin fusion, and dildo fusion too! And he can outperform any drummer and is capable of performing up to 200 polyrhythms at once! It can also perform the deadly hexi-kicks! Check it out! [a sample of fast double kicks is heard] WOW! And most importantly, they can handle their alcohol! Not like SOME DRUMMERS!
Nathan: Holy shit! It's the perfect drummer!
Skwisgaar: We should totally finds one that plays rhythm guitars too.
Toki: That woulds be cools! Another robots pals!
Computer: WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
Facebones: The X2P1158 is equipped with a 10,000 megaton self detonation device! And in rare cases become self aware and cause dangerous harm to humans! If that's the case contact the manufacturer! Not our problem! But that probably won't happen anywhooooo! Thanks for watching and have fun playing with the X2P1158! I'm Facebones! G-g-g-g-g-g....GOODBYE!
Nathan: Hey, Pickles isn'tgonna care that he's being replaced, is he?
Skwisgaar: Nah, he'll be fines! He am probably be settlings in real nicely and adjustings in rehabds.
Murderface: Yeah, he's probably living like a fucking king!
TV Show: Metalocalypse
