Metalocalypse Quote
Ofdensen: I'm trying to solve the Israeli-Syrian issue with the U.N. right now and-
Nathan: Hey! It's Nathan! He hit me too! And he keeps on hitting all of us!
Ofdensen: Well uh, maybe if you-
Murderface: Hey! Hey!
Ofdensen: Mhmm?
Murderface: It's William.
Ofdensen: Yes.
Murderface: I was just standing there, and Toki walks up and slaps me hard, REALLY HARD on the back! And I didn't do ANYTHING to provoke him!
Skwisgaar: No neithers did any ofs us! And now I gots a fuckings welts all over my arms.
Ofdensen: Okay well listen-
Murderface: AND THE TV NEWS CALLED ME FAT!
Ofdensen: Okay. Guys?
Murderface: Y-yes?
Ofdensen: I'm really busy right now. In the mean time, try to tell Toki, that you don't appreciate being hit.
Nathan: YOU TELL HIM! He won't listen to us! We know he won't!
Murderface: No he won't! You have to do it!
Ofdensen If I get home before dinner, I'll talk to him, okay? I just- I can't do it right now, I'm in the-
Pickles: NO! NOW!
Murderface: We're watching you on TV! We'll know if you don't!
Nathan: Yeah, you're on C-SPAN!
Pickles: You're not doing it!
Ofdensen: Uh, my apologies ladies and gentlemen of the United Nations, I uh, have to uh...make a quick phone call. Toki. [clears throat][phone ringing] Uhh, hello, Toki, uh-
Toki's Answering Machine: Hi! You've reached the phones of Toki Wartooths. I'm not homes right now, but listens very carefullys to these followings instructions! After you hears a beep, please leaves detaileds message, on whos you are, and whats you lieks to talks to Toki Wartooths abo- [beep]
Nathan: Hey! It's Nathan! He hit me too! And he keeps on hitting all of us!
Ofdensen: Well uh, maybe if you-
Murderface: Hey! Hey!
Ofdensen: Mhmm?
Murderface: It's William.
Ofdensen: Yes.
Murderface: I was just standing there, and Toki walks up and slaps me hard, REALLY HARD on the back! And I didn't do ANYTHING to provoke him!
Skwisgaar: No neithers did any ofs us! And now I gots a fuckings welts all over my arms.
Ofdensen: Okay well listen-
Murderface: AND THE TV NEWS CALLED ME FAT!
Ofdensen: Okay. Guys?
Murderface: Y-yes?
Ofdensen: I'm really busy right now. In the mean time, try to tell Toki, that you don't appreciate being hit.
Nathan: YOU TELL HIM! He won't listen to us! We know he won't!
Murderface: No he won't! You have to do it!
Ofdensen If I get home before dinner, I'll talk to him, okay? I just- I can't do it right now, I'm in the-
Pickles: NO! NOW!
Murderface: We're watching you on TV! We'll know if you don't!
Nathan: Yeah, you're on C-SPAN!
Pickles: You're not doing it!
Ofdensen: Uh, my apologies ladies and gentlemen of the United Nations, I uh, have to uh...make a quick phone call. Toki. [clears throat][phone ringing] Uhh, hello, Toki, uh-
Toki's Answering Machine: Hi! You've reached the phones of Toki Wartooths. I'm not homes right now, but listens very carefullys to these followings instructions! After you hears a beep, please leaves detaileds message, on whos you are, and whats you lieks to talks to Toki Wartooths abo- [beep]
TV Show: Metalocalypse
