Metalocalypse Quotes
Murderface: [Natahn, Murderface and Pickles are outside Skwisgaars room] Okay you two, being a dick takes a lot of work. The objective guys, is to drive somebody crazy.
Pickles & Nathan: Yeah, alright.
Murderface: Skwisgaar's in there practicing away, let's drive him crazy. Follow my lead, and try to keep up...
Pickles & Nathan: Yeah, alright.
Murderface: Skwisgaar's in there practicing away, let's drive him crazy. Follow my lead, and try to keep up...
TV Show: Metalocalypse
Murderface: [in a very high pitched voice]So uh...sound like Toki's really gettin' going over there with at new guitar teacher!
Pickles: [also high pitched]Yeah, I went by his room...dude. He was doing stuff on that guitar I wwas like, 'What? I ain't never heard nothin' like that!'
Murderface: [still high pitched]I was like, 'Are you speeding up a tape with a guitar solo on there?!'
Nathan: [very robotic in his voice]I-was-like-that-too! But-then-I-found-out-that-he-was-not!
Murderface: [high pitched]No, he wasn't! He was reall doin' it!
Pickles: [high pitched]Hey- OH HI, SKWISGAAR!
Skwisgaar: [has stopped playing and has been listening to them] So he's getting prettys good, huh?
Murderface: [normal voice] Yes, he's getting quite good.
Skwisgaar: If you don't minds, I maybe wants to bes by myself for a second?
Pickles: [also high pitched]Yeah, I went by his room...dude. He was doing stuff on that guitar I wwas like, 'What? I ain't never heard nothin' like that!'
Murderface: [still high pitched]I was like, 'Are you speeding up a tape with a guitar solo on there?!'
Nathan: [very robotic in his voice]I-was-like-that-too! But-then-I-found-out-that-he-was-not!
Murderface: [high pitched]No, he wasn't! He was reall doin' it!
Pickles: [high pitched]Hey- OH HI, SKWISGAAR!
Skwisgaar: [has stopped playing and has been listening to them] So he's getting prettys good, huh?
Murderface: [normal voice] Yes, he's getting quite good.
Skwisgaar: If you don't minds, I maybe wants to bes by myself for a second?
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Guitar Teacher: You remembered my birthday. Gimmie a hug. I can't Believe you remembered my birth- [coughs]
Toki: Just my way of saying thanks. Just...my way of saying...thanks.
Toki: Just my way of saying thanks. Just...my way of saying...thanks.
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'Skwisgaar: [livid] IS DIS HIMS?! DIS PIECE OF TRASH?! DAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, YOU KNOW DAT? YOU LIVES INSIDES A GARBAGE CAN!
Toki: SKWISGAAR! NO! HE'S LIKE A FATHER-FRIEND!
Skwisgaar: Oh yeah? Dis garbage can? Right here? Dat your friend-father? Well, It's either hims, or the band.
Toki: Whats are you saying?
Skwisgaar: I hears by performs citizens ban-firing affective NNNNNNNOW!!
Toki: AWW! YOU CAN'TS DO THAT! YOU NEEDS TO PRESENT IT TO THE BAND CONGRESS FIRST TO GETS THE TWO-THIRDS VOTE!
Skwisgaar: I wills begins the paper work! Good day!
Toki: SKWISGAAR! NO! HE'S LIKE A FATHER-FRIEND!
Skwisgaar: Oh yeah? Dis garbage can? Right here? Dat your friend-father? Well, It's either hims, or the band.
Toki: Whats are you saying?
Skwisgaar: I hears by performs citizens ban-firing affective NNNNNNNOW!!
Toki: AWW! YOU CAN'TS DO THAT! YOU NEEDS TO PRESENT IT TO THE BAND CONGRESS FIRST TO GETS THE TWO-THIRDS VOTE!
Skwisgaar: I wills begins the paper work! Good day!
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Ofdensen: I can not, in good faith, sign off on this citizen's firing.
Skwisgaar: Why nots?
Ofedensen: Because, uh, some of the other band mates neglected to vote.
Muderface: I said it once, and I’ll say it again: Voting sucks!
Pickles: I was actually the president of the voting-sucks club in high school.
Nathan: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Pickles: Well, I never got re-elected.
Murderface: Get 'er done!
Nathan: You know it!
Ofdensen: Well, Toki, I don’t know what to say. Either you work this out with Skwisgaar, or you’ll have a bigger decision to make.
Toki: No, I nots works its out! [leaves the room.]
Skwisgaar: See? See! Right there! I can’ts even talks to him! He’s unrationals!
Ofdensen: Well..there you go.
Skwisgaar: Why nots?
Ofedensen: Because, uh, some of the other band mates neglected to vote.
Muderface: I said it once, and I’ll say it again: Voting sucks!
Pickles: I was actually the president of the voting-sucks club in high school.
Nathan: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Pickles: Well, I never got re-elected.
Murderface: Get 'er done!
Nathan: You know it!
Ofdensen: Well, Toki, I don’t know what to say. Either you work this out with Skwisgaar, or you’ll have a bigger decision to make.
Toki: No, I nots works its out! [leaves the room.]
Skwisgaar: See? See! Right there! I can’ts even talks to him! He’s unrationals!
Ofdensen: Well..there you go.
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Murderface: [enters Skwisgaar's room] Hey, uh Skwisgaar? That whole 'Toki getting good ting?' Just kidding, all a lie. See ya'. [leaves fast]
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Toki: Thanks you. And nows, I demonstrates the name of the string. Dis one i-is an E. And uh, Dere’s another E, heres, and the G, and the P, and the C. Those are what’s called, the fret. [gets nervous] Dat’s, Dat’s not a string, but its, its near the string and- uh, nevermind dat, lets..play the scale, dat’s the major scales on the guitars, string, [heart beats faster.] No! I can’ts dos this!
Guitar Teacher: What? What’s wrong?
Toki: Can’ts do this anymore master, I can’ts take more piano lessons!
Guitar Teacher: You mean guitar?
Toki: Whatever! I just wish I could be...[cries]
Guitar Teacher: Shhhhh…shhh. It’s just as well. I’m dying boy. I’m dying. [coughs]
Skwisgaar: Toki! Stop! I wants yous to have this. Dis is ans importance to you. Dat you have, a magical things with dat guys right there, and I now know, dat you never gots good at guitars. So, its ok for you to have dis relations-ips.
Nathan: [from a balcony] HEY! OVER HERE! I'M SORRY! I KNOW IT WAS WRONG TO HAVE MANIPULATED YOU! IF I COULD TAKE IT BACK I WOULD! I WAS WRONG!
Toki: Skwisgaar! Yous were afraids that I was better than you?
Pickles: [also from a balcony] STOP! OVER HERE! DON'T QUIT THE BAND TOKI! I'M SORRY! I SHOULDN'T HAVE MANIPULATED THE SITUATION!
Nathan: HEY! PICKLES OVER HERE!
Pickles: YEAH!?
Nathan: IT'S NATHAN! UM I ALREADY SAID ALL THAT STUFF, LIKE, ALREADY.
Pickles: YOU DID!?
Skwisgaar: Yes Toki. Deh bands needs you. Even thoughs you don'ts do nothing.
William: [also from a balcony] STOOOOP! I'M SORRY! SORRY ABOUT BEING A DICK BUT SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO SUPPRESS THE URGE OF RUINING OTHER PEOPLES LIVES! WHY DOESN'T EVERY ONE OF YOU JUST GO KILL YOURSELF
Guitar Teacher: What? What’s wrong?
Toki: Can’ts do this anymore master, I can’ts take more piano lessons!
Guitar Teacher: You mean guitar?
Toki: Whatever! I just wish I could be...[cries]
Guitar Teacher: Shhhhh…shhh. It’s just as well. I’m dying boy. I’m dying. [coughs]
Skwisgaar: Toki! Stop! I wants yous to have this. Dis is ans importance to you. Dat you have, a magical things with dat guys right there, and I now know, dat you never gots good at guitars. So, its ok for you to have dis relations-ips.
Nathan: [from a balcony] HEY! OVER HERE! I'M SORRY! I KNOW IT WAS WRONG TO HAVE MANIPULATED YOU! IF I COULD TAKE IT BACK I WOULD! I WAS WRONG!
Toki: Skwisgaar! Yous were afraids that I was better than you?
Pickles: [also from a balcony] STOP! OVER HERE! DON'T QUIT THE BAND TOKI! I'M SORRY! I SHOULDN'T HAVE MANIPULATED THE SITUATION!
Nathan: HEY! PICKLES OVER HERE!
Pickles: YEAH!?
Nathan: IT'S NATHAN! UM I ALREADY SAID ALL THAT STUFF, LIKE, ALREADY.
Pickles: YOU DID!?
Skwisgaar: Yes Toki. Deh bands needs you. Even thoughs you don'ts do nothing.
William: [also from a balcony] STOOOOP! I'M SORRY! SORRY ABOUT BEING A DICK BUT SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO SUPPRESS THE URGE OF RUINING OTHER PEOPLES LIVES! WHY DOESN'T EVERY ONE OF YOU JUST GO KILL YOURSELF
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Boy: [on his computer] Aww, cool! Dethklok mp3s! [a message appears on his computer] "You are downloading this album ILLEGALLY! The consequences are GRAVE!" HA HA HA! Yeah right! CLICK! Aww, this is gonna take a while, what should I do in the mean time? Eh, I guess I'll jack off.
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Dick Knubber: So that's just a rough mix of some of the stuff you've been uh...working on.
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Skwisgaar: That's kinda nots too terriblys uh...wonderful is it now? Am I right?
William: No no no, it's not it's uh...dragging.
Nathan: Yeah yeah, it's just...it's just too confining.
Skwisgaar: Yes confinings.
Pickles: Too digital.
William: No no no, it's not it's uh...dragging.
Nathan: Yeah yeah, it's just...it's just too confining.
Skwisgaar: Yes confinings.
Pickles: Too digital.
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Dick Knubber: Wait what?
Pickles: Needs work.
William: Sorry if we have very learn-ed sensitive musical ears.
Skwisgaar: Yeah. Toki is right, sorry if we got very good ears.
William: Uh...Murderface, that's Murderface, I'm Murderface, that's my name.
Toki: It sounds like microchips.
Nathan: Yeah, Pickles is right you know. Who was clearly the one who said that.
Toki: I just said that, not Pickle!
Nathan: Uh, that's a good Pickles impression that's for sure. Right Pickles?
Pickles: ...
Nathan: I SAID "RIGHT PICKLLLLLLES!!!"
Pickles: It sounds like microchips. In ones and zeros-
Dick Knubber: You guys are fucking deaf! You know that? You can't tell the difference between anything! Can you fucking hear me? DAMMIT CAN ANY OF YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?!
Pickles: Needs work.
William: Sorry if we have very learn-ed sensitive musical ears.
Skwisgaar: Yeah. Toki is right, sorry if we got very good ears.
William: Uh...Murderface, that's Murderface, I'm Murderface, that's my name.
Toki: It sounds like microchips.
Nathan: Yeah, Pickles is right you know. Who was clearly the one who said that.
Toki: I just said that, not Pickle!
Nathan: Uh, that's a good Pickles impression that's for sure. Right Pickles?
Pickles: ...
Nathan: I SAID "RIGHT PICKLLLLLLES!!!"
Pickles: It sounds like microchips. In ones and zeros-
Dick Knubber: You guys are fucking deaf! You know that? You can't tell the difference between anything! Can you fucking hear me? DAMMIT CAN ANY OF YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?!
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Knubbler: OK, we've moved all the tracks onto water, so you wanna take 5 on the horsing around?
....
Nathan: Hey hey! Record this ready? Ready?
Pickles: Yeah I'm ready.
Nathan: Okay. [recording sequence starts] Pbbbbbbbb ohhhh ahhhhh oh la la la la la la [claps five times] Play that back for me Pickles. [Pickles plays it back]
Pickles: It seems kinda cleared.
Skwisgaar: Now we can'ts do that.
William: It's actually clearer than when he did it.
Nathan: Hey play that back for me one more time, Pickles, just one more time. [Pickles does so] Yeah I gotta get a copy of that for myself. On water.
William: Yeah! Burn it on water! [more talking at once] I'm gonna throw up! RECORD IT I'M GONNA THROW UP!
Pickles: Okay! Press record, record quick quick! [Dick pushes a button labeled "Record"; William throws up]
Nathan: Oh that's gonna sound good!
Skwisgaar: Yeah, I'm gonna add it to my water collection!
....
Nathan: Hey hey! Record this ready? Ready?
Pickles: Yeah I'm ready.
Nathan: Okay. [recording sequence starts] Pbbbbbbbb ohhhh ahhhhh oh la la la la la la [claps five times] Play that back for me Pickles. [Pickles plays it back]
Pickles: It seems kinda cleared.
Skwisgaar: Now we can'ts do that.
William: It's actually clearer than when he did it.
Nathan: Hey play that back for me one more time, Pickles, just one more time. [Pickles does so] Yeah I gotta get a copy of that for myself. On water.
William: Yeah! Burn it on water! [more talking at once] I'm gonna throw up! RECORD IT I'M GONNA THROW UP!
Pickles: Okay! Press record, record quick quick! [Dick pushes a button labeled "Record"; William throws up]
Nathan: Oh that's gonna sound good!
Skwisgaar: Yeah, I'm gonna add it to my water collection!
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Dick: [comes in and sees Dethklok drinking the tracks] WHATS GOING ON? YOU'RE DRINKING THE TRACKS! NO, YOU CAN'T WATER THE PLANTS WITH THE DRUM TRACKS! YOU'RE REPLACING THE WATER IN THE FISH TANK WITH THE BASS TRACKS! YOU'RE MAKING RAMEN NOODLES WITH SKWISGAAR'S SOLO! [Dethklok's hot tub play's Nathans noise making track]
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Nathan: Why do they have us right here in front of all these dildos?
Pickles: Yeah, I mean, we're like, right in front of everything.
Skwisgaar: Ya, it's likes, deys, gawking at us, likes, a bunch of fish that can'ts close their eyes.
Nathan: Look at that guy. Right there.
Murderface: Oh, look at that one.
Pickles: Look at that douche.
'Nathan: : Look at that douchebag.
Murderface: Look at that douchebag.
Skwisgaar: Looks at that douchebag!
Toki: Looks at that douchebag.
Nathan: Look at that douchebag.
Murderface: Look at that douchebag.
Skwisgaar: Looks at thats douchebag!
Pickles: Look at that douchebag.
Toki: Looks at that douchebag.
Nathan: Douchebag.
Toki: Douchebag.
Skwisgaar: Douchebag.
Pickles: Douchebag.
Murderface: Douchebag.
Skwisgaar/Toki/Murderface/Pickles: Douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag...
Nathan: I'm getting so irritated by these stupid fans!
Pickles: Yeah, I mean, we're like, right in front of everything.
Skwisgaar: Ya, it's likes, deys, gawking at us, likes, a bunch of fish that can'ts close their eyes.
Nathan: Look at that guy. Right there.
Murderface: Oh, look at that one.
Pickles: Look at that douche.
'Nathan: : Look at that douchebag.
Murderface: Look at that douchebag.
Skwisgaar: Looks at that douchebag!
Toki: Looks at that douchebag.
Nathan: Look at that douchebag.
Murderface: Look at that douchebag.
Skwisgaar: Looks at thats douchebag!
Pickles: Look at that douchebag.
Toki: Looks at that douchebag.
Nathan: Douchebag.
Toki: Douchebag.
Skwisgaar: Douchebag.
Pickles: Douchebag.
Murderface: Douchebag.
Skwisgaar/Toki/Murderface/Pickles: Douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag...
Nathan: I'm getting so irritated by these stupid fans!
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Nathan: A bunch of caged rats....that's what we are! A bunch of caged rats that are also death metal musicians!
Murderface: We're the rats and look what's on the other side of the cage.Douchbag.
Skwisgaar/Toki/Murderface/Pickles: Douchebag
Murderface: We're the rats and look what's on the other side of the cage.Douchbag.
Skwisgaar/Toki/Murderface/Pickles: Douchebag
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Ofdensen: Ah, listen I don't think its a great idea for you guys to get to close to your doubles.
Skwisgarr: Why can't we have friends all of the sudden?
Ofdensen: You can. You just can't have them as friends.
Skwisgarr: Ohhh. He admits it sees. He's a tyrants sees.
Ofdensen: Do you understand the purpose of having doubles?
Nathan: Yeah, I'll take this one guys. A double is like having the best friend you've had in your whole life. A double listens to you when no one in this crazy world will. A double is like having a child and watching him grow up and feeling that feeling of pride and unyielding trust that no one else can ever give you.
Ofdensen: They exist to so that if someone tries to kill you they will be killed instead.
Nathan: Whoa what? I mean just thinking of those us as dead, I mean I'm going to cry I might seriously cry about that.
Ofdensen: That's why you don't get emotionally attached Nathan.
Nathan: Hey where did my me go?
Skwisgarr: Why can't we have friends all of the sudden?
Ofdensen: You can. You just can't have them as friends.
Skwisgarr: Ohhh. He admits it sees. He's a tyrants sees.
Ofdensen: Do you understand the purpose of having doubles?
Nathan: Yeah, I'll take this one guys. A double is like having the best friend you've had in your whole life. A double listens to you when no one in this crazy world will. A double is like having a child and watching him grow up and feeling that feeling of pride and unyielding trust that no one else can ever give you.
Ofdensen: They exist to so that if someone tries to kill you they will be killed instead.
Nathan: Whoa what? I mean just thinking of those us as dead, I mean I'm going to cry I might seriously cry about that.
Ofdensen: That's why you don't get emotionally attached Nathan.
Nathan: Hey where did my me go?
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William: [dialing a number on his dethfone] Hey we just saw you on TV at the parade! It was awesome! [whispers] Hey when you get back, we're gonna have a surprise party!
Nathan: Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone! [William continues talking] Gimme the phone! GIMME THE PHONE!
William: HOLD ON! Here's Nathan. [gives phone to Nathan]
Nathan: Hiiiiiii! WE JUST SAW YOU ON THE PARADE! IT WAS GREAT!
William: I SAID THAT ALREADY!
Nathan: Oh yeah! WE'RE HAVING A PARTY FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK!
William: I SAID THAT ALREADY!
Nathan: [plugging his other ear] IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!
Pickles: Ask them what they want at the-
Nathan: I will! I will! Hold on! Hold on!
Toki: We gets the bounce house!
Pickles: Tell them! Order ballooooons!
Nathan: WE'RE GONNA HAVE BALLOONS! [Ofdensen enters the room] I gotta go, goodbye. [hangs up]
Ofdensen: What were you going on the phone? You're supposed to be doing your jobs.
William: Jobs? I play bass not to have a job!
Ofdensen: You're supposed to be preparing for the concert! Nathan, you're in charge. Hows rehersal going?
Nathan: Well it umm... uhhh oh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good.
Nathan: Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone! [William continues talking] Gimme the phone! GIMME THE PHONE!
William: HOLD ON! Here's Nathan. [gives phone to Nathan]
Nathan: Hiiiiiii! WE JUST SAW YOU ON THE PARADE! IT WAS GREAT!
William: I SAID THAT ALREADY!
Nathan: Oh yeah! WE'RE HAVING A PARTY FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK!
William: I SAID THAT ALREADY!
Nathan: [plugging his other ear] IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!
Pickles: Ask them what they want at the-
Nathan: I will! I will! Hold on! Hold on!
Toki: We gets the bounce house!
Pickles: Tell them! Order ballooooons!
Nathan: WE'RE GONNA HAVE BALLOONS! [Ofdensen enters the room] I gotta go, goodbye. [hangs up]
Ofdensen: What were you going on the phone? You're supposed to be doing your jobs.
William: Jobs? I play bass not to have a job!
Ofdensen: You're supposed to be preparing for the concert! Nathan, you're in charge. Hows rehersal going?
Nathan: Well it umm... uhhh oh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good.
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Murderface: We've got no friends...
Nathan: I know, it's just us. We're not friends, are we?
Skwisgaar: (firmly) No.
Murderface: (disgusted) Oh God, no.
Nathan: I know, it's just us. We're not friends, are we?
Skwisgaar: (firmly) No.
Murderface: (disgusted) Oh God, no.
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Ofdensen: What happened back there, huh? What was that?
Pickles: We don't know!
Toki: (distressed) We no means it, it was accidenskal! We not at fault!
Ofdensen: "Blood Bath" does not read well in print, you know what I'm saying--
Nathan: (yelling) WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIIIIIGHT!
Pickles: We don't know!
Toki: (distressed) We no means it, it was accidenskal! We not at fault!
Ofdensen: "Blood Bath" does not read well in print, you know what I'm saying--
Nathan: (yelling) WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIIIIIGHT!
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Murderface: Hold on, this guy doesn't look like me! He's hideous, he's grotesque, look at 'im!
Ofdensen: Actually, Murderface, he--
Murderface: Look at that head, that disgusting forehead, that stupid-shaped hair, beady eyes, like, stupid flat nose, wide hammer-ass, chicken-plucked legs idiot! (addressing Ofdensen) You need to get your eyes checked, you piece of shit! This guy doesn't look like me!
Ofdensen: Actually, Murderface, he--
Murderface: Look at that head, that disgusting forehead, that stupid-shaped hair, beady eyes, like, stupid flat nose, wide hammer-ass, chicken-plucked legs idiot! (addressing Ofdensen) You need to get your eyes checked, you piece of shit! This guy doesn't look like me!
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Ofdensen: Listen, great men throughout history have used doubles. Men who needed to stay alive for the greater good of their people, much like yourselves. Men like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin-
Nathan: Awesome! I'm Stalin, I called it.
Pickles: I'm Nixon!
Skwisgaar: I wants to be Bill Cosby!
Nathan: Awesome! I'm Stalin, I called it.
Pickles: I'm Nixon!
Skwisgaar: I wants to be Bill Cosby!
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Nathan: You ever think of just, you know, giving it all up?
Skwisgaar: Ah, you means, like, kills yourself.
Nathan: No. What? No, I mean, like, stopping being famous, become a regular old jackoff.
Murderface: ...And so then kill yourself?
Nathan: No, no, stopping being famou...yeah, you can kill yourself if you want to.
Pickles: You know, it would be great, to walk down the street, and not be bothered for once.
Toki: Walks where?
Pickles: I don't know, walk down the street, you know.
Toki: To where?!
Pickles: I don't know, walk to a store. Walk to a store.
Toki: Then buys it on the internet, have it delivered!
Pickles: I know I can buy it on the internet, but what if I want to walk to the park, you know, and look at swans?
Toki: Well maybe you should have thought about that before you got famous!
Nathan: Toki's right.
Skwisgaar: Ah, you means, like, kills yourself.
Nathan: No. What? No, I mean, like, stopping being famous, become a regular old jackoff.
Murderface: ...And so then kill yourself?
Nathan: No, no, stopping being famou...yeah, you can kill yourself if you want to.
Pickles: You know, it would be great, to walk down the street, and not be bothered for once.
Toki: Walks where?
Pickles: I don't know, walk down the street, you know.
Toki: To where?!
Pickles: I don't know, walk to a store. Walk to a store.
Toki: Then buys it on the internet, have it delivered!
Pickles: I know I can buy it on the internet, but what if I want to walk to the park, you know, and look at swans?
Toki: Well maybe you should have thought about that before you got famous!
Nathan: Toki's right.
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Ofdensen: Well..uh, I'm afraid its time to say goodbye to your doubles.
Toki: Why! They stills alive!
Ofdensen: I know they are, Toki.
Pickles: Then we do we gotta say goodbye to 'em?
Ofdensen: BECAUSE, Pickles, they no longer look like you, that was the point. Their skin is burned, they dont even have features.
Skwisgaar: What if we burned ourselves to look like dems! Dens maybes we could keeps them!
Murderface: That would work! You know it would! Come on, lets burn ourselves!
Ofdensen: That is out of the question, Murderface, you are not going to burn-
Murderface: Your out of the question!
Toki: Why! They stills alive!
Ofdensen: I know they are, Toki.
Pickles: Then we do we gotta say goodbye to 'em?
Ofdensen: BECAUSE, Pickles, they no longer look like you, that was the point. Their skin is burned, they dont even have features.
Skwisgaar: What if we burned ourselves to look like dems! Dens maybes we could keeps them!
Murderface: That would work! You know it would! Come on, lets burn ourselves!
Ofdensen: That is out of the question, Murderface, you are not going to burn-
Murderface: Your out of the question!
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Ofdensen: I'm afraid its time for you to, uh, say goodbye to your doubles now.
Nathan: Let us do it, its better if they hear it from us. Because we're them, after all.
Nathan: Let us do it, its better if they hear it from us. Because we're them, after all.
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Nathan: Thanks for coming, us.
Toki: Ya know, theres never an easy ways to dos this.
Skwisgaar: Yeah, but ya know, sometimes, we're out of options, sometimes.
Pickles: Ya know, business is not personal. And...in this case, its.. it is.. cause its us.. your us.. and..
Nathan: Ugh. I hate having to say this, but...
Murderface: Easy, easy, I got a smoother way of, uh, explaining it here. Guys, uh..I don't know..[begins digging into his pocket acting as if he is scratching] itch or cramp 'er somthing...pulls up his shotgun] See the thing is- [Murderface fires his gun]
Toki: Ya know, theres never an easy ways to dos this.
Skwisgaar: Yeah, but ya know, sometimes, we're out of options, sometimes.
Pickles: Ya know, business is not personal. And...in this case, its.. it is.. cause its us.. your us.. and..
Nathan: Ugh. I hate having to say this, but...
Murderface: Easy, easy, I got a smoother way of, uh, explaining it here. Guys, uh..I don't know..[begins digging into his pocket acting as if he is scratching] itch or cramp 'er somthing...pulls up his shotgun] See the thing is- [Murderface fires his gun]
TV Show: Metalocalypse
Murderface: Even though we are venturing into the world of fashion, I am here to assure all of you...I am not gay.
TV Show: Metalocalypse
Nathan: [seeing the "special leather" room] OH WHAT A HORRIBLE--Oh, you're fired, by the way. [Resumes screaming]
TV Show: Metalocalypse