Miami Vice Quotes


Sonny Crockett: I get these occasional urges for stability in my life.

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Sonny Crockett: It's like taking nose candy off a baby.

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Sonny Crockett: Knowing the answers doesn't make it any easier, does it?
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: In this job you're lucky if it doesn't make it any harder.

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Sonny Crockett: Man, it's so hot you could fry an egg on my face.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: Hope I never get that hungry.

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Sonny Crockett: Nice to know there's still a little poetry left in the world.

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Sonny Crockett: People in stucco houses shouldn't throw quiche.

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Sonny Crockett: You just got to learn to go with the heat, Rico. It's just like life. You just gotta keep telling yourself, no matter how hot it gets, sooner or later there's a cool breeze coming in.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: Should I write that down?

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Sonny Crockett: You know what I like about you, Rickles? Not a damn thing - backstroke.

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Sonny Crockett: You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.

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Ira Stone: These days money comes from all kinds of places.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: Yeah, well, my money comes from my pocket. Now do you wanna do business?

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Brenda: How do you go from this tranquility to that violence?
Sonny Crockett: I usually take the Ferrari.

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Brenda: This is America, you need to be in debt, only way banks can get money back.

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Roberto 'Nico' Arroyo: To what do I owe this pleasure?
Det. Gina Navarro Calabrese: I wanted to see how you chill out after a rape.

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Vincent 'Vinnie' DeMarco: If Miami hasn't got it, they haven't invented it yet.

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Izzy Moreno: I thought we were going to have a meaningful diabolical time.

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Izzy Moreno: In this life the low road sometimes takes you a more interesting route.

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Izzy Moreno: You know what they say about architecture, it's like frozen music.

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Izzy Moreno: Your partner looks kinda intense today.
Det. Stan Switek: I haven't seen him like this since 1983 when he chased a guy who stole a hubcap from the bug van.
Izzy Moreno: Have we already had the scene where I ask what this is all about and you say, "Shut up, we ask the questions".
Det. Stan Switek: I don't know, did we, Lar?

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Det. Gina Navarro Calabrese: I wonder what the price of silence is in Haiti.

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Det. Stan Switek: Do you think that guy practices at being a tubesteak?

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Det. Ricardo Tubbs: [During heat a wave] Man, I can dig tropical, but this is out of bounds.

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Det. Ricardo Tubbs: [Over the phone] That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.

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Street lady at bar: Hey, handsome, why don't you buy me a drink?
Rickles: Because I wasn't born yesterday.

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