Michael Quotes
Kitty Kiernan: Is it true, Mick, that all of the women in America wear trousers?
Michael Collins: Absolutely! Shameless hussies, the lot o' them.
Michael Collins: Absolutely! Shameless hussies, the lot o' them.
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Lincoln prison chaplain: I can't understand your politics, but I appreciate your integrity.
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Man in black: [Producer's Cut]
[before shooting Jamie]
Man in black: Your work is finished now.
[before shooting Jamie]
Man in black: Your work is finished now.
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Michael Clayton: Uncle Timmy- and I mean this- on his best day, he was never as tough as you. And I'm not talking about crying or the drugs. I'm talking about in his heart. You understand me?
Henry Clayton: Okay.
Michael Clayton: Big Tim... Uncle Boss... all his charming bullshit. And I know you love him. And I know why. But when you see him like this, you don't have to be afraid, because it's not how it's gonna be for you. You're not gonna be one of those people who goes through life wondering why shit keeps falling out of the sky around them. You have some real steel in you, Henry. Inside. I see it every time I look at you. I see it right now.
[tries to smile]
Michael Clayton: I don't know where the hell you got it from, but you got it.
Henry Clayton: Okay.
Michael Clayton: Big Tim... Uncle Boss... all his charming bullshit. And I know you love him. And I know why. But when you see him like this, you don't have to be afraid, because it's not how it's gonna be for you. You're not gonna be one of those people who goes through life wondering why shit keeps falling out of the sky around them. You have some real steel in you, Henry. Inside. I see it every time I look at you. I see it right now.
[tries to smile]
Michael Clayton: I don't know where the hell you got it from, but you got it.
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Michael Collins: I hate them for making hate necessary, and I'll do what I can to end it.
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Michael Collins: There was a man in west Cork who proposed to five sisters.
Kitty Kiernan: I suppose they all refused.
Michael Collins: Then the father died and he proposed to the mother.
Kitty Kiernan: Are you trying to tell me something?
Michael Collins: I was working up to a proposal.
Kitty Kiernan: I suppose they all refused.
Michael Collins: Then the father died and he proposed to the mother.
Kitty Kiernan: Are you trying to tell me something?
Michael Collins: I was working up to a proposal.
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Michael Shayne: [smelling one of Gordon's cigar] It's a good cigar. Hasn't got that awful smell of tobacco.
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Michael Wilson: Hi, Mike, I'm Mike Wilson, I'm one of the "wackos". I'm directing a movie, I believe you called it "Orwellian-style venom", called "Michael Moore Hates America".
Michael Moore: Wait a minute, what's the name of the film?
Michael Wilson: Michael Moore hates America.
Michael Moore: I wouldn't go see that film.
Michael Wilson: Will you give me 45 minutes of your time to do the sit-down interview...
Michael Moore: After you just said "Michael Moore hates"... that's a mean thing, you slandered me just then!
Michael Moore: Michael Moore hates America? Everything I do is because I love America!
Michael Moore: It's people like you that hate America!
Michael Moore: Wait a minute, what's the name of the film?
Michael Wilson: Michael Moore hates America.
Michael Moore: I wouldn't go see that film.
Michael Wilson: Will you give me 45 minutes of your time to do the sit-down interview...
Michael Moore: After you just said "Michael Moore hates"... that's a mean thing, you slandered me just then!
Michael Moore: Michael Moore hates America? Everything I do is because I love America!
Michael Moore: It's people like you that hate America!
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Michael Wilson: Hi, Mike, I'm Mike Wilson, I'm one of the wackos. I'm directing a movie, I believe you called it Orwellian-style venom, called Michael Moore Hates America.
Michael Moore: Wait a minute, what's the name of the film?
Michael Wilson: Michael Moore hates America.
Michael Moore: I wouldn't go see that film.
Michael Wilson: Will you give me 45 minutes of your time to do the sit-down interview...
Michael Moore: After you just said Michael Moore hates... that's a mean thing, you slandered me just then!
Michael Moore: Michael Moore hates America? Everything I do is because I love America!
Michael Moore: It's people like you that hate America!
Michael Moore: Wait a minute, what's the name of the film?
Michael Wilson: Michael Moore hates America.
Michael Moore: I wouldn't go see that film.
Michael Wilson: Will you give me 45 minutes of your time to do the sit-down interview...
Michael Moore: After you just said Michael Moore hates... that's a mean thing, you slandered me just then!
Michael Moore: Michael Moore hates America? Everything I do is because I love America!
Michael Moore: It's people like you that hate America!
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Michael: Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank Quinlan: The apostles?
Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.
Frank Quinlan: The apostles?
Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.
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Penn Jillette: He talks about how he's speaking for the people. He goes on with his Governor Bush things, he didn't really win the majority of the votes, and blah blah blah. And really, if the majority of the people had their say on Michael Moore, I think it would be, Shut... the ****... up!
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Priest: Have you been able to find time for the survey in regard to the declining attendance in England's churches?
Michael Rimmer: Yes, we have.
Priest: We've tried everything, you know... cutthroat bingo, hallucinogens in the wafers, neon lights for the graveyards, chapels on wheels, fifty-fifty drawings after communion...
Michael Rimmer: Really?
Priest: [grabbing hold of his vestments] And these clothes are a bit out-of-date for the 1960s.
Michael Rimmer: Yes, well, we've done a great deal of research on the results of our religious polls and I believe we have discovered the true root of the problem.
Priest: What would that be?
Michael Rimmer: God.
Priest: I had a nasty suspicion it was that.
Michael Rimmer: It's just that people have a hard time believing in Him. So, get rid of the God and you'll do just fine.
Priest: Interesting. Sort of an "Our Father who *might be* in heaven"...
Michael Rimmer: Yes, very good.
Michael Rimmer: Yes, we have.
Priest: We've tried everything, you know... cutthroat bingo, hallucinogens in the wafers, neon lights for the graveyards, chapels on wheels, fifty-fifty drawings after communion...
Michael Rimmer: Really?
Priest: [grabbing hold of his vestments] And these clothes are a bit out-of-date for the 1960s.
Michael Rimmer: Yes, well, we've done a great deal of research on the results of our religious polls and I believe we have discovered the true root of the problem.
Priest: What would that be?
Michael Rimmer: God.
Priest: I had a nasty suspicion it was that.
Michael Rimmer: It's just that people have a hard time believing in Him. So, get rid of the God and you'll do just fine.
Priest: Interesting. Sort of an "Our Father who *might be* in heaven"...
Michael Rimmer: Yes, very good.
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Richard Carruthers: I want Jamie to be in bed by 9: 30.
Rachel Carruthers: You're gonna be late. You don't want to blow your promotion.
Darlene Carruthers: Don't make fun. Tonight is the difference between vacations in Bermuda, and spending another two weeks with your grandmother in Cleveland.
Rachel Carruthers: You're gonna be late. You don't want to blow your promotion.
Darlene Carruthers: Don't make fun. Tonight is the difference between vacations in Bermuda, and spending another two weeks with your grandmother in Cleveland.
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Sheriff Ben Meeker: This starts to spook me here, doctor.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: At least I'm not alone.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: At least I'm not alone.
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Tommy Doyle: Where are they? Where's Kara? I feel like I've been drugged.
Doctor Sam Loomis: We have been drugged.
Tommy Doyle: I don't understand, why didn't they kill us when they had the chance?
Doctor Sam Loomis: It's his game, and I know where he wants to play it.
Doctor Sam Loomis: We have been drugged.
Tommy Doyle: I don't understand, why didn't they kill us when they had the chance?
Doctor Sam Loomis: It's his game, and I know where he wants to play it.
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"Narrator #1: Then it comes down to: "Who are you?"
Narrator #2: Michael Blanco.
Narrator #1: How old are you?
Narrator #2: I am in my early 30's.
Narrator #1: How tall are you?
Narrator #2: I'm 5-6.
Narrator #1: How much you weigh?
Narrator #2: I weigh 150 lb.
Narrator #1: Do you have any medical problem?
Narrator #2: I sure don't.
Narrator #1: Do you have any bad habits?
Narrator #2: Yes... but no.
Narrator #1: I see. So do you have a problem doing nudity?
Narrator #2: Oh no.
Narrator #1: Do you have a problem doing sex scenes?
Narrator #2: No.
Narrator #1: Have you heard of a casting couch?
Narrator #2: Yes I have.
Narrator #1: I notice you're going bald. Is that gonna be a problem?
Narrator #2: No.
Narrator #1: I see. So where are you from?
Narrator #2: I'm from Belgium.
Narrator #1: Belgium? Your English is really clear.
Narrator #2: Thank you.
Narrator #1: You know I have an idea for you. Why don't you go be a star in Belgium?
Narrator #2: Michael Blanco.
Narrator #1: How old are you?
Narrator #2: I am in my early 30's.
Narrator #1: How tall are you?
Narrator #2: I'm 5-6.
Narrator #1: How much you weigh?
Narrator #2: I weigh 150 lb.
Narrator #1: Do you have any medical problem?
Narrator #2: I sure don't.
Narrator #1: Do you have any bad habits?
Narrator #2: Yes... but no.
Narrator #1: I see. So do you have a problem doing nudity?
Narrator #2: Oh no.
Narrator #1: Do you have a problem doing sex scenes?
Narrator #2: No.
Narrator #1: Have you heard of a casting couch?
Narrator #2: Yes I have.
Narrator #1: I notice you're going bald. Is that gonna be a problem?
Narrator #2: No.
Narrator #1: I see. So where are you from?
Narrator #2: I'm from Belgium.
Narrator #1: Belgium? Your English is really clear.
Narrator #2: Thank you.
Narrator #1: You know I have an idea for you. Why don't you go be a star in Belgium?
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[Rachel catches Brady with Kelly]
Brady: I mean, you blow off our date at the last minute...
Rachel Carruthers: So you hop on to the next best thing? I thought you were different from other guys.
Brady: Oh, I'm different, it's just that... I just got pissed off, that's all.
Rachel Carruthers: Oh really? Well, I'll just let you get back to Miss Hot Panties.
Brady: I mean, you blow off our date at the last minute...
Rachel Carruthers: So you hop on to the next best thing? I thought you were different from other guys.
Brady: Oh, I'm different, it's just that... I just got pissed off, that's all.
Rachel Carruthers: Oh really? Well, I'll just let you get back to Miss Hot Panties.
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[from trailer]
Michael Clayton: You are the senior litigating partner of one of the largest, most respected law firms in the world. You are a legend.
Arthur Edens: I'm an accomplice!
Michael Clayton: You're a manic-depressive!
Arthur Edens: I am Shiva, the god of death.
Michael Clayton: You are the senior litigating partner of one of the largest, most respected law firms in the world. You are a legend.
Arthur Edens: I'm an accomplice!
Michael Clayton: You're a manic-depressive!
Arthur Edens: I am Shiva, the god of death.
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Adelsskjold: I cannot think of a more beautiful end than dying for the man you love most.
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Cathal Brugha: The Minister is as usual exceeding his brief!
Michael Collins: And what is my brief, Cathal?
Cathal Brugha: Intelligence.
Michael Collins: Bullshit! I'm Minister for Gun-Running, Daylight Robbery, and General Mayhem.
Michael Collins: And what is my brief, Cathal?
Cathal Brugha: Intelligence.
Michael Collins: Bullshit! I'm Minister for Gun-Running, Daylight Robbery, and General Mayhem.
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Chief Painter: [arriving to find Shayne at the murder scene] Shayne? What are you doing here?
Michael Shayne: Ask me later. I haven't thought of an answer yet.
Michael Shayne: Ask me later. I haven't thought of an answer yet.
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