Michael Quotes

Claude Zoret: Youth has to be spent and youth costs money!

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Darlene Carruthers: We'll be at the Fallbrooks. The number's next to the phone.

Rachel Carruthers: I know, and next to that is police, hospital, fire, and probably the National Guard.

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Deputy Logan: What are we doing?

Sheriff Ben Meeker: Making sure no one can get in here.

Deputy Logan: Isn't all this a little paranoid?

Sheriff Ben Meeker: If you'd seen that police station, you wouldn't even ask.

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Doctor Sam Loomis: [Producer's Cut only] Michael? It's over! It's finally over. It's all over.
[he pulls off the mask, and sees it is Wynn]

Dr. Wynn: [startled] Michael. Michael's gone!
[he grabs Loomis's arm]

Dr. Wynn: It's your game now Doctor Loomis!

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Doctor Sam Loomis: Dear God! Jamie!

Paramedic: Only God can help her now sir.

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Doctor Sam Loomis: Good God! Terrence, come in.

Dr. Wynn: Good grace, what a night! Not so much as a sign for five miles on that road.

Doctor Sam Loomis: That's the beauty of the countryside... I thrive on it.

Dr. Wynn: God, you look good Sam.

Doctor Sam Loomis: Ah, I feel great! I had surgery, plastic surgery. Skin grafts. It cost a fortune, but at least I don't frighten people anymore.

Dr. Wynn: Well don't tell me that the revered rasputin of Smithsgrove has grown complacent in his old age! I won't believe that for a second.

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Dorothy Winters: It's cookies, he smells like cookies, and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.

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Dr. Hoffman: Now where are you going?

Dr. Samuel Loomis: Haddonfield. It's a four hour drive. You can reach me through the local police. If you don't find him in four hours, I'm sure I will.

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Dr. Samuel Loomis: [encounters the Shape in gas station] Michael? Why now? You've waited ten years. Why come back now? I knew this day would come. Don't go to Haddonfield. If you want another victim, take me. But leave those people in peace. Please, Michael?
[pause]

Dr. Samuel Loomis: Goddamn you.
[Loomis shoots at Michael]

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Dr. Samuel Loomis: Wherever she is, that little child is in mortal danger.

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Dr. Wynn: I was getting worried Sam, I was afraid you wouldn't make it.

Doctor Sam Loomis: Why now?

Dr. Wynn: Beacuase you were the first one to see it. You recognised its power.

Dr. Wynn: Evil. Pure, uncorrupted, ancient...

Doctor Sam Loomis: You are a mad man.

Dr. Wynn: I have my plans for this baby. Jamie's baby, will be the dawn of a new age. And I'm asking you to join me.

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Dr. Wynn: Spirits and powers of the flame, attend and witness this ritual. Bear our gifts to Thorn. Open us to the path of Darkness. By these runes transform us. Let the hammer descend upon the Chosen One to whom we offer this sacrifice of Innocent Blood. And then Danny, your journey begins. Kill for him!

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Dr. Wynn: Well, guess who after 32 years is finally relequishing his duties as chief administrator of Smithsgrove?

Doctor Sam Loomis: Dear God. You don't mean you're...

Dr. Wynn: Retiring? I came by to give you the news myself.

Doctor Sam Loomis: Well, I wish you will Terrence.

Dr. Wynn: To old friends, to retirement, to new beginnings.

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Frank Quinlan: Bring him back.

Michael: That's not my area.

Frank Quinlan: Would someone please tell me what his area is? Don't give me that "that's not my area" stuff. BRING HIM BACK.

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Frank Quinlan: Bring him back.

Michael: That's not my area.

Frank Quinlan: Would someone please tell me what his area is? Don't give me that that's not my area stuff. BRING HIM BACK.

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Henry Clayton: What?

Michael Clayton: Your uncle Timmy, and I mean this, on his best day, is never as tough as you. I'm not talking about crying or drugs or anything like that. I'm talking about in his heart. In his heart. Do you understand me? And all this charming bullshit. This Big Tim, Uncle Boss bullshit... and I know you love him and I know why... but when you see him like that you don't have to worry... because that's not how it's going to be for you. You're not going to be one of these people who goes through life wondering why shit keeps falling out of the sky around them. I know that. I know it. OK?
[Henry nods]

Michael Clayton: I see it every time I look at you. I see it right now. I don't know where you got it from, but you got it. OK?

Michael Clayton: [phone rings] Hold on...

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Huey Driscoll: My wife has lips like a blowfish.

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Interviewer: [about the crowd outside the Berlin hotel] What are they chanting?

Michael Jackson: 'F-U-C-K the press, Michael you're the best.'

Interviewer: 'F the press?'

Michael Jackson: 'F-U-C-K the press, Michael you're the best'. But I'm not going to say the word.

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Jamie: Oh come alive, Rachel. Please come alive! Don't be dead. You can't be dead. Come alive, Rachel!

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John Strode: Enough of this Michael Myers bull****!

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Patricia Cartwright: That's about the only time we've been together. When there's a photographer around.

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Kara: Beth, who's that guy that lives across the hall from you?

Beth: Why? You interested?

Kara: No. He's always staring out of his window. Last night I caught him watching me.

Beth: Oh, that must be Tommy. On a weirdness scale from one to ten, he rates about a thirteen. Supposedly some scary **** happened to him when he was a kid. Messed up his head really bad. He's harmless though. Probably just lonely...

Tim Strode: ...or horny. Something you haven't felt in a while.

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Kara: Where do we go?

Doctor Sam Loomis: As far away from Haddonfield as possible.

Tommy Doyle: Come with us.

Doctor Sam Loomis: No, I have some business to attend to.

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Karen Crowder: You don't want the money?

Michael Clayton: Keep the money. You'll need it.

Don Jefferies: Is this fellow bothering you?

Michael Clayton: Am I bothering you?

Don Jefferies: Karen, I've got a board waiting in there. What the hell's going on? Who are you?

Michael Clayton: I'm Shiva, the God of death.

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Kelly Meeker: I didn't know you and Brady had anything, okay?

Rachel Carruthers: You knew. You just didn't care.

Kelly Meeker: He's not married. Besides, I've got a right to do what's best for me.

Rachel Carruthers: Don't you mean what you do best?

Kelly Meeker: Wise up to what men want, Rachel... or Brady won't be the last man you lose to another woman.

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Kitty Kiernan: Is it true, Mick, that all of the women in America wear trousers?

Michael Collins: Absolutely! Shameless hussies, the lot o' them.

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Michael Collins: There was a man in west Cork who proposed to five sisters.

Kitty Kiernan: I suppose they all refused.

Michael Collins: Then the father died and he proposed to the mother.

Kitty Kiernan: Are you trying to tell me something?

Michael Collins: I was working up to a proposal.

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Michael Jackson: This is the Ferris wheel.

Interviewer: Can we go on it?

Michael Jackson: Sure.

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Michael Jackson: You don't climb trees?

Interviewer: No I do not.

Michael Jackson: You're missing out.

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Michael Shayne: Hey, Steve, that brooch is as phony as a mother-in-law's kiss.

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