Michael Quotes
Michael Shayne: What do I get paid off in?
Larry Kincaid: Nice pictures of Washington and Lincoln with numbers on them - big numbers!
Larry Kincaid: Nice pictures of Washington and Lincoln with numbers on them - big numbers!
Movie: Michael
Michael: You know, I invented marriage
Pansy Milbank: Oh really?
Michael: Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told 'em, "Have a ceremony".
Pansy Milbank: Oh really?
Michael: Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told 'em, "Have a ceremony".
Movie: Michael
Mrs. Blankenship: A long, long time ago, it was a night of great power. When the days grew short, the spirits of the dead, returned to their homes to warm themselves by the fire's side. All across the land, huge bonfires were lit. Ohhh, there was a marvelous celebration. People danced, and they played games, and they dressed up in costumes, hoping to ward off the evil spirits. Especially the boogey man.
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Mrs. Ferret: Have you been fired?
Ferret: [brushing it off] Fired?
[laughs]
Ferret: Hahaha! Fired? Hahahaha
[more nervous now]
Mrs. Ferret: Then why is the car for sale?
[we see the car through the house window; in the side window there is a crudely written sign saying FORSALE]
Ferret: Oh that? That's a mistake. That's one of Rimmer's cockups. That should read Fors Ale. A new beer we're advertising.
[as giving a slogan]
Ferret: Fors Ale - keeps you hearty and hale.
Mrs. Ferret: Well I've never heard of it.
Ferret: And you may never! Very hush hush.
Ferret: [brushing it off] Fired?
[laughs]
Ferret: Hahaha! Fired? Hahahaha
[more nervous now]
Mrs. Ferret: Then why is the car for sale?
[we see the car through the house window; in the side window there is a crudely written sign saying FORSALE]
Ferret: Oh that? That's a mistake. That's one of Rimmer's cockups. That should read Fors Ale. A new beer we're advertising.
[as giving a slogan]
Ferret: Fors Ale - keeps you hearty and hale.
Mrs. Ferret: Well I've never heard of it.
Ferret: And you may never! Very hush hush.
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Phyllis Brighton: [as Shayne returns to the mansion after being knocked unconscious] What happened to you?
Michael Shayne: I tore my pants.
Phyllis Brighton: Your head! What'd you do to it?
Michael Shayne: It was open by mistake.
Michael Shayne: I tore my pants.
Phyllis Brighton: Your head! What'd you do to it?
Michael Shayne: It was open by mistake.
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Phyllis Brighton: [as Shayne returns to the mansion after being knocked unconscious] What happened to you?
Michael Shayne: I tore my pants.
Phyllis Brighton: Your head! What'd you do to it?
Michael Shayne: It was open by mistake.
Michael Shayne: I tore my pants.
Phyllis Brighton: Your head! What'd you do to it?
Michael Shayne: It was open by mistake.
Movie: Michael
Priest: [on a television interview] I have nothing against Buddhism, per se. It is possible for people to approach God in a great many ways... but there is no need to be silly about it!
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Sheriff Ben Meeker: Let it be, Earl. Let the police handle it.
Earl: Like the last time? How many people killed back then? How many kids?
Earl: Like the last time? How many people killed back then? How many kids?
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Sheriff: Go back to your loony bin. I've got enough problems around here without you stirring up ghost stories.
Doctor Sam Loomis: I suppose it was a ghost who did all of this, and a ghost on the radio last night, and a ghost being carried out of here now.
Doctor Sam Loomis: I suppose it was a ghost who did all of this, and a ghost on the radio last night, and a ghost being carried out of here now.
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Sheriff: Go back to your loony bin. I've got enough problems around here without you stirring up ghost stories.
Doctor Sam Loomis: I suppose it was a ghost who did all of this, and a ghost on the radio last night, and a ghost being carried out of here now."
Doctor Sam Loomis: I suppose it was a ghost who did all of this, and a ghost on the radio last night, and a ghost being carried out of here now."
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Steven Hench: [addressing man in studio audience] You sir! What do you think about publicising people's personal sexual habits?
[Man hides his face in hands]
Steven Hench: You seem to disapprove. I wonder if your wife agrees.
[Looks at woman next to him]
Woman in studio audience: I'm not his wife, go away please!
Steven Hench: [to audience] Anyone else from Doncaster?
[Man hides his face in hands]
Steven Hench: You seem to disapprove. I wonder if your wife agrees.
[Looks at woman next to him]
Woman in studio audience: I'm not his wife, go away please!
Steven Hench: [to audience] Anyone else from Doncaster?
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Tommy Doyle: [seeing a gun] Doctor Loomis, you know that can't stop Michael.
Doctor Sam Loomis: Nothing can stop Michael, but it can stop Wynn.
Doctor Sam Loomis: Nothing can stop Michael, but it can stop Wynn.
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Harry Boland: Oh, did you hear there's a butterfly been seen in West Clair? Its wings are green, white, and yellow.
Michael Collins: Oh, God!
Harry Boland: The lads say it's a sign.
Michael Collins: Sign? My... **** it!
Harry Boland: I'm tellin' ya.
Michael Collins: You know the problem with butterflies?
Kitty Kiernan: What's that?
Michael Collins: They only last one day.
Harry Boland: Aye, but what a day, Mick!
Michael Collins: Oh, God!
Harry Boland: The lads say it's a sign.
Michael Collins: Sign? My... **** it!
Harry Boland: I'm tellin' ya.
Michael Collins: You know the problem with butterflies?
Kitty Kiernan: What's that?
Michael Collins: They only last one day.
Harry Boland: Aye, but what a day, Mick!
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James: We got a few more, are ya ready?
James: Are you sure?
James: Uh, I think uh, were gonna do somethin' heavy now.
James: That was all the warm up stuff.
James: Are you sure?
James: Uh, I think uh, were gonna do somethin' heavy now.
James: That was all the warm up stuff.
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Narrator #1: Then it comes down to: Who are you?
Narrator #2: Michael Blanco.
Narrator #1: How old are you?
Narrator #2: I am in my early 30's.
Narrator #1: How tall are you?
Narrator #2: I'm 5-6.
Narrator #1: How much you weigh?
Narrator #2: I weigh 150 lb.
Narrator #1: Do you have any medical problem?
Narrator #2: I sure don't.
Narrator #1: Do you have any bad habits?
Narrator #2: Yes... but no.
Narrator #1: I see. So do you have a problem doing nudity?
Narrator #2: Oh no.
Narrator #1: Do you have a problem doing sex scenes?
Narrator #2: No.
Narrator #1: Have you heard of a casting couch?
Narrator #2: Yes I have.
Narrator #1: I notice you're going bald. Is that gonna be a problem?
Narrator #2: No.
Narrator #1: I see. So where are you from?
Narrator #2: I'm from Belgium.
Narrator #1: Belgium? Your English is really clear.
Narrator #2: Thank you.
Narrator #1: You know I have an idea for you. Why don't you go be a star in Belgium?
Narrator #2: Michael Blanco.
Narrator #1: How old are you?
Narrator #2: I am in my early 30's.
Narrator #1: How tall are you?
Narrator #2: I'm 5-6.
Narrator #1: How much you weigh?
Narrator #2: I weigh 150 lb.
Narrator #1: Do you have any medical problem?
Narrator #2: I sure don't.
Narrator #1: Do you have any bad habits?
Narrator #2: Yes... but no.
Narrator #1: I see. So do you have a problem doing nudity?
Narrator #2: Oh no.
Narrator #1: Do you have a problem doing sex scenes?
Narrator #2: No.
Narrator #1: Have you heard of a casting couch?
Narrator #2: Yes I have.
Narrator #1: I notice you're going bald. Is that gonna be a problem?
Narrator #2: No.
Narrator #1: I see. So where are you from?
Narrator #2: I'm from Belgium.
Narrator #1: Belgium? Your English is really clear.
Narrator #2: Thank you.
Narrator #1: You know I have an idea for you. Why don't you go be a star in Belgium?
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Priest: Have you been able to find time for the survey in regard to the declining attendance in England's churches?
Michael Rimmer: Yes, we have.
Priest: We've tried everything, you know... cutthroat bingo, hallucinogens in the wafers, neon lights for the graveyards, chapels on wheels, fifty-fifty drawings after communion...
Michael Rimmer: Really?
Priest: [grabbing hold of his vestments] And these clothes are a bit out-of-date for the 1960s.
Michael Rimmer: Yes, well, we've done a great deal of research on the results of our religious polls and I believe we have discovered the true root of the problem.
Priest: What would that be?
Michael Rimmer: God.
Priest: I had a nasty suspicion it was that.
Michael Rimmer: It's just that people have a hard time believing in Him. So, get rid of the God and you'll do just fine.
Priest: Interesting. Sort of an Our Father who *might be* in heaven...
Michael Rimmer: Yes, very good.
Michael Rimmer: Yes, we have.
Priest: We've tried everything, you know... cutthroat bingo, hallucinogens in the wafers, neon lights for the graveyards, chapels on wheels, fifty-fifty drawings after communion...
Michael Rimmer: Really?
Priest: [grabbing hold of his vestments] And these clothes are a bit out-of-date for the 1960s.
Michael Rimmer: Yes, well, we've done a great deal of research on the results of our religious polls and I believe we have discovered the true root of the problem.
Priest: What would that be?
Michael Rimmer: God.
Priest: I had a nasty suspicion it was that.
Michael Rimmer: It's just that people have a hard time believing in Him. So, get rid of the God and you'll do just fine.
Priest: Interesting. Sort of an Our Father who *might be* in heaven...
Michael Rimmer: Yes, very good.
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The Producer: Take a look at the first scene.
Michael Blanco: Yes, I get it.
The Producer: You see where it's said that the waiter drops dead?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Have you ever waited tables before?
Michael Blanco: Excuse me?
The Producer: Have you ever been a waiter?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Let me see you die. Can you die for me?
Michael Blanco: Now?
The Producer: Yes.
Michael Blanco: Yes, I get it.
The Producer: You see where it's said that the waiter drops dead?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Have you ever waited tables before?
Michael Blanco: Excuse me?
The Producer: Have you ever been a waiter?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Let me see you die. Can you die for me?
Michael Blanco: Now?
The Producer: Yes.
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The Producer: Take a look at the first scene.
Michael Blanco: Yes, I get it.
The Producer: You see where it's said that the waiter drops dead?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Have you ever waited tables before?
Michael Blanco: Excuse me?
The Producer: Have you ever been a waiter?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Let me see you die. Can you die for me?
Michael Blanco: Now?
The Producer: Yes.
Michael Blanco: Yes, I get it.
The Producer: You see where it's said that the waiter drops dead?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Have you ever waited tables before?
Michael Blanco: Excuse me?
The Producer: Have you ever been a waiter?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Let me see you die. Can you die for me?
Michael Blanco: Now?
The Producer: Yes.
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The Producer: Have you had any acting experience?
Michael Blanco: No.
The Producer: No?
Michael Blanco: That's why I am here. To work. To become an actor.
The Producer: Not exactly Brad Pitt. You got an agent?
Michael Blanco: No
The Producer: Are you in any of the unions?
Michael Blanco: Not yet.
Michael Blanco: No.
The Producer: No?
Michael Blanco: That's why I am here. To work. To become an actor.
The Producer: Not exactly Brad Pitt. You got an agent?
Michael Blanco: No
The Producer: Are you in any of the unions?
Michael Blanco: Not yet.
Movie: Michael
The Producer: Have you had any acting experience?
Michael Blanco: No.
The Producer: No?
Michael Blanco: That's why I am here. To work. To become an actor.
The Producer: Not exactly Brad Pitt. You got an agent?
Michael Blanco: No
The Producer: Are you in any of the unions?
Michael Blanco: Not yet.
Michael Blanco: No.
The Producer: No?
Michael Blanco: That's why I am here. To work. To become an actor.
The Producer: Not exactly Brad Pitt. You got an agent?
Michael Blanco: No
The Producer: Are you in any of the unions?
Michael Blanco: Not yet.
Movie: Michael
The Producer: Take a look at the first scene.
Michael Blanco: Yes, I get it.
The Producer: You see where it's said that the waiter drops dead?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Have you ever waited tables before?
Michael Blanco: Excuse me?
The Producer: Have you ever been a waiter?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Let me see you die. Can you die for me?
Michael Blanco: Now?
The Producer: Yes.
Michael Blanco: Yes, I get it.
The Producer: You see where it's said that the waiter drops dead?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Have you ever waited tables before?
Michael Blanco: Excuse me?
The Producer: Have you ever been a waiter?
Michael Blanco: Yes.
The Producer: Let me see you die. Can you die for me?
Michael Blanco: Now?
The Producer: Yes.
Movie: Michael