Midnight Quotes
Jimmy Serrano: Make yourself a sandwich, drink a glass of milk... Do some ****in' thing.
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Jimmy: The second way out, I need you guy's help, and that's under.
Billy Hayes: You mean tunnel? Are you serious?
Max: This is Shagmahr prison, not Stalag 17.
Jimmy: Well that's where you're wrong ****face, 'cause it's already built!
Billy Hayes: You mean tunnel? Are you serious?
Max: This is Shagmahr prison, not Stalag 17.
Jimmy: Well that's where you're wrong ****face, 'cause it's already built!
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Joe Buck: I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact! Ratso, hell! Crazy Annie they had to send her away!
Ratso Rizzo: Then, how come you ain't scored once the whole time you been in New York?
Ratso Rizzo: Then, how come you ain't scored once the whole time you been in New York?
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John Waters: [about Pink Flamingos] I was high when I wrote it. I was not high when I made it.
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John Waters: [about Pink Flamingos] I was high when I wrote it. I was not high when I made it.
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John Waters: [about Pink Flamingos] I was high when I wrote it. I was not high when I made it.
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Jonathan Mardukas: Jahé, everybody, jahé
Jack Walsh: What's that?
Jonathan Mardukas: It means 'hello'. I can say 'hello' in a lot of different languages. Not yours, but a lot of them.
Jack Walsh: What's that?
Jonathan Mardukas: It means 'hello'. I can say 'hello' in a lot of different languages. Not yours, but a lot of them.
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Maj. Steel: Where was John Edwards taken?
Henchman Kraus [Ch. 1]: I-I can't tell you that. I don't know!
Maj. Steel: Then you'll have to accept the responsibility for the death of Captain Albright.
Henchman Kraus [Ch. 1]: You can't make that charge stand up. What can you do to me?
Maj. Steel: I shall do nothing, but you will receive a visitor at midnight who will be your judge and your executioner!
Henchman Kraus [Ch. 1]: I-I can't tell you that. I don't know!
Maj. Steel: Then you'll have to accept the responsibility for the death of Captain Albright.
Henchman Kraus [Ch. 1]: You can't make that charge stand up. What can you do to me?
Maj. Steel: I shall do nothing, but you will receive a visitor at midnight who will be your judge and your executioner!
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Miss Smithson, the New Maid: I - locked her in there -
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: Oh, sir... it was 'orrible! Miss Lucille was bidding me good-night, - --
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: - and then, sir I screamed, and frightened 'im! And out of the window 'e flew!
Professor Edward C. Burke: Smithson, have you been drinking?
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: Oh, no, sir! If I 'ave... I 'opes I chokes on the next one!
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: Oh, sir... it was 'orrible! Miss Lucille was bidding me good-night, - --
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: - and then, sir I screamed, and frightened 'im! And out of the window 'e flew!
Professor Edward C. Burke: Smithson, have you been drinking?
Miss Smithson, the New Maid: Oh, no, sir! If I 'ave... I 'opes I chokes on the next one!
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Ratso Rizzo: Here I am, goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself.
[Joe Buck laughs]
Ratso Rizzo: That's funny? I'm fallin' apart here!
Joe Buck: It's just - Know what happened? You just took a little rest stop that wasn't on the schedule!
[Joe Buck laughs]
Ratso Rizzo: That's funny? I'm fallin' apart here!
Joe Buck: It's just - Know what happened? You just took a little rest stop that wasn't on the schedule!
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Ratso Rizzo: You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami.
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[first lines]
Narrator: Captain Midnight! His country calls and aviation's greatest hero flies again in a one-man war against crime. The odds seem unsurmountable, yet his courage never flags. Single-handed, through fog and sleet and snow, he daily risks his life in the cause of justice. And while he lives, the underworld dares not rest!
Narrator: Captain Midnight! His country calls and aviation's greatest hero flies again in a one-man war against crime. The odds seem unsurmountable, yet his courage never flags. Single-handed, through fog and sleet and snow, he daily risks his life in the cause of justice. And while he lives, the underworld dares not rest!
Movie: Midnight