Miss Congeniality Quotes
Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous, you want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to hug me... You want to smooch me... You want to...
Movie: Miss Congeniality
Mary Jo Wright, Miss Texas: Why don't you go back to the mothership.
Frank Tobin: Only if you go with me, tex-ass.
Frank Tobin: Only if you go with me, tex-ass.
Movie: Miss Congeniality
Gracie Hart: In Hawaii don't they use aloha for hello and goodbye?
Miss Hawaii: Yeah, so?
Gracie Hart: so if you're on the phone with somebody and they won't stop talking and you say, ok take care, aloha, don't they just start over again?
Miss Hawaii: Yeah, so?
Gracie Hart: so if you're on the phone with somebody and they won't stop talking and you say, ok take care, aloha, don't they just start over again?
Movie: Miss Congeniality
Gracie Hart: The last time I was this naked in public I was coming out of a uterus!
Movie: Miss Congeniality
Miss Hawaii: Oh I know and it's an honor to have made it this far, I mean especially when you come from such a small state, Cheryl "Rhode Island": Oh that's so true. Us Rhode Islanders...
Miss Hawaii: Umm I wasn't finished. Did it sound like I was finished? Cheryl "Rhode Island": I'm sorry. I, Karen "New York": Ay Dios, what are you apologizing to her for? She's obviously been drinking too much Coppertone.
Miss Hawaii: Umm I wasn't finished. Did it sound like I was finished? Cheryl "Rhode Island": I'm sorry. I, Karen "New York": Ay Dios, what are you apologizing to her for? She's obviously been drinking too much Coppertone.
Movie: Miss Congeniality