Mock the Week Quote
Frankie Boyle: Welcome to Channel 5 News, thickos!
Hugh Dennis: Oy, you wanna buy some speakers?
Al Murray: Too revolting to describe. But let's have a go, anyway. Basically...
Gina Yashere: The two youths convicted this morning... got what they f***ing deserved!
Frankie Boyle: Okay, they may have acquitted him, but he certainly looked like a pedophile.
John Oliver: You've been watching Sky News. To be honest, I'd double-check everything you've just heard.
Hugh Dennis: Sir Gary Glitter recieved his honor at the palace this morning.
Rory Bremner: Welcome to ITV News... on ice! (Al Murray: He said "unlikely".)
Gina Yashere: The next report may contain images that could give you the horn.
Frankie Boyle: In this next report, Gerry Adams is voiced by an actor...Samuel L. Jackson! [impersonating Jackson] I'll tell you about the peace process, motherfu*#ers!
Hugh Dennis: Oy, you wanna buy some speakers?
Al Murray: Too revolting to describe. But let's have a go, anyway. Basically...
Gina Yashere: The two youths convicted this morning... got what they f***ing deserved!
Frankie Boyle: Okay, they may have acquitted him, but he certainly looked like a pedophile.
John Oliver: You've been watching Sky News. To be honest, I'd double-check everything you've just heard.
Hugh Dennis: Sir Gary Glitter recieved his honor at the palace this morning.
Rory Bremner: Welcome to ITV News... on ice! (Al Murray: He said "unlikely".)
Gina Yashere: The next report may contain images that could give you the horn.
Frankie Boyle: In this next report, Gerry Adams is voiced by an actor...Samuel L. Jackson! [impersonating Jackson] I'll tell you about the peace process, motherfu*#ers!
TV Show: Mock the Week
