Mock the Week Quote
Frankie Boyle: When I slap the dashboard with my forehead, I'd like you to crawl out of the wreckage and fetch help.
Hugh Dennis: Okay, when I give you the signal, I want you to wind the window down and call the cyclist a wanker.
Russell Howard: When I say go, foot down, straight through the jeweler's, get what you can.
Frankie Boyle: You made one mistake, sir, a pine air freshener doesn't cover up the smell of a dead hitchhiker.
David Mitchell: Well, if she doesn't get up, you've definitely failed.
Hugh Dennis: Well, at least we know the airbags work.
Frankie Boyle: If I fail, can I still keep driving my taxi?
Mark Watson: Me, in a car. Can't believe it.
Hugh Dennis: Okay, when I give you the signal, I want you to wind the window down and call the cyclist a wanker.
Russell Howard: When I say go, foot down, straight through the jeweler's, get what you can.
Frankie Boyle: You made one mistake, sir, a pine air freshener doesn't cover up the smell of a dead hitchhiker.
David Mitchell: Well, if she doesn't get up, you've definitely failed.
Hugh Dennis: Well, at least we know the airbags work.
Frankie Boyle: If I fail, can I still keep driving my taxi?
Mark Watson: Me, in a car. Can't believe it.
TV Show: Mock the Week
