Mock the Week Quote
Andy Parsons: He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Hugh Dennis: And God said "Let there be light." Sponsored by Powergen.
Frankie Boyle: A man who lies with another man should be stoned. It helps, that's all I'm saying.
Ian Stone: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Mark Watson: And God said, "Right. That's the 14 commandments. Now will you remember all those?"
Hugh Dennis: Table for 12, Jesus? I can do two 6s at 8: 30.
Frankie Boyle: And on the 8th day, God made a magical talking leopard, and forgot all about us.
Frankie Boyle: All the characters in this novel are ficticious.
Hugh Dennis: And God said "Let there be light." Sponsored by Powergen.
Frankie Boyle: A man who lies with another man should be stoned. It helps, that's all I'm saying.
Ian Stone: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Mark Watson: And God said, "Right. That's the 14 commandments. Now will you remember all those?"
Hugh Dennis: Table for 12, Jesus? I can do two 6s at 8: 30.
Frankie Boyle: And on the 8th day, God made a magical talking leopard, and forgot all about us.
Frankie Boyle: All the characters in this novel are ficticious.
TV Show: Mock the Week
