Mock the Week Quote
Russell Howard: Maybe the way to get out, thinking beyond the box, is to put the chicken on your head then start screaming about being genetically modified. Everyone would be terrified!
Dara Ó Briain: A frozen chicken?
Russell Howard: Yeah, but really go for it; ram it on. Bit of Sellotape around, then go UUUUGHHHH UUUGGGGHHHHH. Everyone would be like 'Woah, back off! It's happened! It's happened!' You get home; nom nom nom.
Dara Ó Briain: It is an incredible plan. [Sarcastically] I can't see a flaw in that plan. A plan in which you walk into a store, ram a frozen chicken onto your head...
Russell Howard: Or Blu-Tack.
Dara Ó Briain: ... or Blu-Tack a frozen chicken...
Andy Parsons: REALLY ram it on!
Dara Ó Briain: ... REALLY ram it on, and then go UUUUGHHHH UUUUGGGGHHHHHH, and then they'd go 'Oh, I'm terribly sorry!'
Frankie Boyle: Why stop there? Why not have sweeties for eyes and sausages for fingers? Was there nothing for dessert in your plan, Howard? You've just not thought this through, have you?!
Dara Ó Briain: A frozen chicken?
Russell Howard: Yeah, but really go for it; ram it on. Bit of Sellotape around, then go UUUUGHHHH UUUGGGGHHHHH. Everyone would be like 'Woah, back off! It's happened! It's happened!' You get home; nom nom nom.
Dara Ó Briain: It is an incredible plan. [Sarcastically] I can't see a flaw in that plan. A plan in which you walk into a store, ram a frozen chicken onto your head...
Russell Howard: Or Blu-Tack.
Dara Ó Briain: ... or Blu-Tack a frozen chicken...
Andy Parsons: REALLY ram it on!
Dara Ó Briain: ... REALLY ram it on, and then go UUUUGHHHH UUUUGGGGHHHHHH, and then they'd go 'Oh, I'm terribly sorry!'
Frankie Boyle: Why stop there? Why not have sweeties for eyes and sausages for fingers? Was there nothing for dessert in your plan, Howard? You've just not thought this through, have you?!
TV Show: Mock the Week
