Mock the Week Quote
Frankie Boyle: That's my milk in the fridge. I squeeze it out of my tits with a vice.
Andy Parsons: No we can't share the electricity bill! I've got a phone charger and a laptop, and you're on a life support machine.
Frankie Boyle: Our last flat was just like Friends! Have you seen "The One Where Joey Kills Everybody"?
Hugh Dennis: I love talking to you with you I can... (deepens voice) be my real self.
Russell Howard: There's just two of us, well three if you count God!
Greg Davies: I'd give you ten minutes in the toilet if I were you. That one could talk!
Frankie Boyle: Well if you don't think I'm a nosey bastard, then why did you write that in your diary?
Lucy Porter: Oh that? That's just a novelty shower gel in the shape of a webcam.
Hugh Dennis: Oh, a Mr. Jihad called. He's says its time.
Frankie Boyle: I don't see why I should pay for half the loo roll when I never use any!
Hugh Dennis: I'll tell you what, that Hoover is powerful.
Frankie Boyle: Ok, there's only one certain way to find out who ate my yogurt: an AIDS test.
Andy Parsons: No we can't share the electricity bill! I've got a phone charger and a laptop, and you're on a life support machine.
Frankie Boyle: Our last flat was just like Friends! Have you seen "The One Where Joey Kills Everybody"?
Hugh Dennis: I love talking to you with you I can... (deepens voice) be my real self.
Russell Howard: There's just two of us, well three if you count God!
Greg Davies: I'd give you ten minutes in the toilet if I were you. That one could talk!
Frankie Boyle: Well if you don't think I'm a nosey bastard, then why did you write that in your diary?
Lucy Porter: Oh that? That's just a novelty shower gel in the shape of a webcam.
Hugh Dennis: Oh, a Mr. Jihad called. He's says its time.
Frankie Boyle: I don't see why I should pay for half the loo roll when I never use any!
Hugh Dennis: I'll tell you what, that Hoover is powerful.
Frankie Boyle: Ok, there's only one certain way to find out who ate my yogurt: an AIDS test.
TV Show: Mock the Week
