Mock the Week Quote
Hugh Dennis: This ad may be thoroughly misleading, the product may not work, and it may burn your face off.
Russell Howard: Fed up with your dull, gray hair? Get used to it. You're a squirrel.
Hugh Dennis: Incest: Just do it.
Andy Parsons: Marmite: You either love it, or you hate it, or you think it's okay, but you'd rather have marmalade.
Hugh Dennis: Have you got long, dry hair? Could we stuff it down an oil well?
Andy Parsons: Oy, Churchill! Have you been rubbing your arse on the carpet again?
Russell Howard: It's Christmas every day with new brussel sprout flavored condoms. Mmm, tastes like Grandma's ankles.
Russell Howard: Fed up with your dull, gray hair? Get used to it. You're a squirrel.
Hugh Dennis: Incest: Just do it.
Andy Parsons: Marmite: You either love it, or you hate it, or you think it's okay, but you'd rather have marmalade.
Hugh Dennis: Have you got long, dry hair? Could we stuff it down an oil well?
Andy Parsons: Oy, Churchill! Have you been rubbing your arse on the carpet again?
Russell Howard: It's Christmas every day with new brussel sprout flavored condoms. Mmm, tastes like Grandma's ankles.
TV Show: Mock the Week
